Funk vs. Galt sparring match, tickets $1.

[Galt]

He's positively fabulous.

[Galt]

[Bean Machine]

Galt:



Funken:

[Bean Machine]

Why have you posted a photo of yourself and put my name above it? I look nothing like that.


Funken

Okay, so you're a skinny, out-of-focus otaku who fondles chickens while wistfully gazing upon your object of affection from afar?

Y'know, I woulda stuck with the Daniel Craig-in-drag thing myself...

[regretfullySaid]

I imagine the anger of being in the friend zone could be a powerful ally...

[Bean Machine]

Very amusing. And leave my brother and his chicken out of it.

Okay, so you're a skinny, out-of-focus otaku who fondles his "brother's" chicken while wistfully gazing upon "him" from afar?

That's probably a little more info than I needed... but thanks anyway.

[regretfullySaid]

I imagine the anger of being in the friend zone could be a powerful ally...

I have contemplated this and have come to the conclusion that it must have been written while you were high on hard drugs. Amirite?

On the contrary. Obviously she isn't into you, that's why you're in the back, out of focus and holding the shame behind the smile and chicken (ready to choke it), so as usual, you're in the friend zone. Not only does this make you angry, but the years of always being in the friend zone magnifies the anger exponentially. Since you've themed this topic as a match, I've concluded that the anger of always being in the friendzone can be a mighty fuel for a lethal weapon against Galt. Blacking out and unintentionally injuring uninvolved audience members could easily be in the cards. My advice is to take it out on the chicken and make a nice salad for her, and then in one last attempt, do your best James Dean impression, try to woo her and then annihilate dat ass in the most romantic and filthy way possible.

[regretfullySaid]

Sheeeeit if you were me she'd be walkin' funny for a week I guarantee. Goddamn

[TomViolenz]

Why have you posted a photo of yourself and put my name above it? I look nothing like that.


Funken

Where others see a loser in the friend zone, I see a smiling and friendly guy!
This can not be Funken!

But your need to make fun of ladyboys, says a lot about your sexual confidence and level of maturity.
I expected no different from you though...

[TomViolenz]

Sheeeeit if you were me she'd be walkin' funny for a week I guarantee. Goddamn

So you are into ladyboys?!

[TomViolenz]

Why have you posted a photo of yourself and put my name above it? I look nothing like that.


Funken

Where others see a loser in the friend zone, I see a smiling and friendly guy!
This can not be Funken!

But your need to make fun of ladyboys, says a lot about your sexual confidence and level of maturity.
I expected no different from you though...

Who's making fun of ladyboys? Do you just make up your own reality or what?

Are you playing this game again? The innocent one? Ts, ts

[TomViolenz]

I know this is only a sparring match, but now you are really just hitting the air...

[Galt]

I know this is only a sparring match, but now you are really just hitting the air...

I've been enjoying watching from the sidelines as Funken slowly defeats himself.

[Bean Machine]

I know this is only a sparring match, but now you are really just hitting the air...

I've been enjoying watching from the sidelines as Funken slowly defeats himself.

Me too.

[regretfullySaid]

But your need to make fun of ladyboys, says a lot about your sexual confidence and level of maturity.
I expected no different from you though...

Sheeeeit if you were me she'd be walkin' funny for a week I guarantee. Goddamn

So you are into ladyboys?!

I'm not sure who that first bit is directed towards, but if anyone is making an issue out of ladyboys, it's you.
So, guess who is saying a lot about their sexual confidence and level of maturity?

I'm not 'into' ladyboys, but if she is one, I'd hit it. Love does not discriminate.
Just look at her neck for christs sake, it's begging for teeth.