Things I learnt listening to Lorde
Things I learnt listening to Lorde
1. She doesn't brush her teeth.
2. Her boyfriend doesn't brush his teeth.
3. This is apparently something big for her.
4. They both dream about some day having clean teeth.
BUT
5. Their poor dental hygiene is determined by their genetics.
2. Her boyfriend doesn't brush his teeth.
3. This is apparently something big for her.
4. They both dream about some day having clean teeth.
BUT
5. Their poor dental hygiene is determined by their genetics.
Re: Things I learnt listening to Lorde
Come on then......post a picture of your teeth. Let's see how amazingly pristine and 100% perfect they are.
BTW I'm astounded that you are able to determine the cleanliness of her teeth purely by listening.
BTW I'm astounded that you are able to determine the cleanliness of her teeth purely by listening.
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Point one. I have a toothbrush.
Point two. I know how to use it.
Point three. I don't blame my genetics for anything other than my abnormally high IQ.
Point four. I certainly don't prance around singing about how disgusting I am, no matter how damn talented I am.
Point five.
Point two. I know how to use it.
Point three. I don't blame my genetics for anything other than my abnormally high IQ.
Point four. I certainly don't prance around singing about how disgusting I am, no matter how damn talented I am.
Point five.
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I thought you had a vision and were about to tell us what you learned when listening to The Lord....such dissapointment you are...
Oh really, you don't?!
Didn't you just recently bame your genetics for not being a white rhino?!Galt wrote:Point one. I have a toothbrush.
Point two. I know how to use it.
Point three. I don't blame my genetics for anything other than my abnormally high IQ.
FTFYPoint four. I certainly don't prance around posting about how disgusting I am, no matter how damn talented I am.
Oh really, you don't?!
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Yes, this is correct. White rhinos generally have low IQs. See how I am able to say the same thing two different ways? See? Intelligence.TomViolenz wrote:Didn't you just recently bame your genetics for not being a white rhino?!
Meanwhile, I agree with you, we should definitely have a thread discussing messages we have received from the Lord. Technically it wouldn't count as religion so long as we keep it personal experience based. See? Loophole, cf. intelligence.
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I'm apparently not intelligent enough, because I don'tGalt wrote:Yes, this is correct. White rhinos generally have low IQs. See how I am able to say the same thing two different ways? See? Intelligence.TomViolenz wrote:Didn't you just recently bame your genetics for not being a white rhino?!
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Don't worry, must be a language thing.
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I learned you can already sound bored with your career at 16 and phone in your vocals and still reach the top of the charts.
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Also learned that every so many years the world loves a song that features the backup vocalists from 1950’s Disney movies
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usskBq3DNH4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usskBq3DNH4
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shadx312 wrote:Jem should've been more famous than Lorde
Honestly, I’ve been finding a lot of great new darkwave artists and I don’t know why Lorde is getting all the attention. She doesn’t categorically suck. I’ve just heard other similar artists that are better.
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yup
I liked the Age Of Solo album from Lettie that seemed under the rader...http://lettie.bandcamp.com/track/hero
I liked the Age Of Solo album from Lettie that seemed under the rader...http://lettie.bandcamp.com/track/hero
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Royals is a good pop song. Pop music is fickle, there's no way to know really which song will break.
Her teeth are fine.
Her teeth are fine.