Things I learnt listening to Lorde

Galt · Post by **Galt** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 11:04 am

1. She doesn't brush her teeth.
2. Her boyfriend doesn't brush his teeth.
3. This is apparently something big for her.
4. They both dream about some day having clean teeth.

BUT

5. Their poor dental hygiene is determined by their genetics.

102455 · Post by **102455** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 11:08 am

Come on then......post a picture of your teeth. Let's see how amazingly pristine and 100% perfect they are.

BTW I'm astounded that you are able to determine the cleanliness of her teeth purely by listening.

Galt · Post by **Galt** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 11:18 am

Point one. I have a toothbrush.

Point two. I know how to use it.

Point three. I don't blame my genetics for anything other than my abnormally high IQ.

Point four. I certainly don't prance around singing about how disgusting I am, no matter how damn talented I am.

Point five.

102455 · Post by **102455** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 11:27 am

TomViolenz · Post by **TomViolenz** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 11:45 am

I thought you had a vision and were about to tell us what you learned when listening to The Lord....such dissapointment you are...

Galt wrote:Point one. I have a toothbrush.

Point two. I know how to use it.

Point three. I don't blame my genetics for anything other than my abnormally high IQ.

Didn't you just recently bame your genetics for not being a white rhino?!

Point four. I certainly don't prance around posting about how disgusting I am, no matter how damn talented I am.

FTFY
Oh really, you don't?!

Galt · Post by **Galt** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 11:52 am

TomViolenz wrote:Didn't you just recently bame your genetics for not being a white rhino?!

Yes, this is correct. White rhinos generally have low IQs. See how I am able to say the same thing two different ways? See? Intelligence.

Meanwhile, I agree with you, we should definitely have a thread discussing messages we have received from the Lord. Technically it wouldn't count as religion so long as we keep it personal experience based. See? Loophole, cf. intelligence.

TomViolenz · Post by **TomViolenz** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 12:01 pm

Galt wrote:
TomViolenz wrote:Didn't you just recently bame your genetics for not being a white rhino?!
Yes, this is correct. White rhinos generally have low IQs. See how I am able to say the same thing two different ways? See? Intelligence.

I'm apparently not intelligent enough, because I don't

Galt · Post by **Galt** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 12:12 pm

Don't worry, must be a language thing.

beats me · Post by **beats me** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 2:59 pm

I learned you can already sound bored with your career at 16 and phone in your vocals and still reach the top of the charts.

regretfullySaid · Post by **regretfullySaid** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 4:28 pm

Saw this and this yesterday and it fits here.
Every song I've heard from her she says "We can be the..." somewhere.

So will the next featured artist on Abletons page be doing a jazzy cover of Royals???

beats me · Post by **beats me** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 4:38 pm

Also learned that every so many years the world loves a song that features the backup vocalists from 1950’s Disney movies

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usskBq3DNH4

regretfullySaid · Post by **regretfullySaid** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 4:49 pm

Jem should've been more famous than Lorde

beats me · Post by **beats me** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 4:52 pm

shadx312 wrote:Jem should've been more famous than Lorde

Honestly, I’ve been finding a lot of great new darkwave artists and I don’t know why Lorde is getting all the attention. She doesn’t categorically suck. I’ve just heard other similar artists that are better.

regretfullySaid · Post by **regretfullySaid** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 5:05 pm

yup

I liked the Age Of Solo album from Lettie that seemed under the rader...http://lettie.bandcamp.com/track/hero

Machinesworking · Post by **Machinesworking** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 10:59 pm

Royals is a good pop song. Pop music is fickle, there's no way to know really which song will break.
Her teeth are fine.

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