New unofficial Ableton school with cracked Live 7 free

[nite ryder]

I am an unauthorized Ableton specialist who has decided to open my own school. I have 43 people signed up for a two day a week lecture on Ableton and its different capabilites of working with music. The donation for the class will be discussed on the first day of lecture. I would have more people join but the classroom I am renting will not hold more than 43 people. However, an online course will also be offered. We will go over the dynamics of Live in session and arrangement view. An example of session view work we will study lies here in this link. https://soundcloud.com/nite-ryder/whole ... ly-hatchet An example of mixes we will work on in arrangement view are as this following link https://soundcloud.com/nite-ryder/life-goes-on We will first be covering the differences in warp engines with version 7 compared to version 9. All copies copies of Live 7 that will be handed out will be cracked, but I dont think Ableton will mind. They seem like really cool people, who would love to see the world grow more in a musical direction. I give credit to the Ableton crew for making this such a great program. The class lecture times will be from 9:30 in the morning till 12:00 noon pacific time. Again, we are offering this course live through streaming also if you would like to join via internet from anywhere in the world. We will be working with midi controllers such as the apc 40 and launchpad. I am currently taking applications for an instructor to teach lessons about the Novation Impulse. When you join this class you will be given access to over 40,000 popular hip hop and dance songs. If you get the music please say it is used as backup for a friends hard drive. Most songs came from a DJ pool that sells songs for pennies on the dollar. Beyond that we have over ten TB of music between myself and others I know. We are starting a cloud to download pretty much every song you can think of for free. All of which will be available to students. Any money made off of this will go to food and drinks at the lectures as well and food and drinks at the bar we will play at every week, to test the mixes you made in front of an audience. The Abelton Academy is located in the beautiful pacific northwest. If you are interested in becoming a student please follow the steps in filling out the forms provided in the link below. If you would like to become a professor and feel you have something to offer then please follow the steps for enrolling as a teacher. If you any questions or comments about the layout of the school please feel free to contact me via this forum or www. april fool .con If you post reply pretend its real. Because this is a parody.

[TomViolenz]

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[Samuel L. Jizzle]

You have a better crack you'd care to share with us?

[TomViolenz]

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[Samuel L. Jizzle]

Well you could start me off with a pirate copy of Ballbag

[re:dream]

You have a better crack you'd care to share with us?

What you need bro?! I can hook you up with A N Y T H I N G
It's all just a matter of price of course

But considering The Finns name, he may even be the better connection

Yes but as you may recall, the Finn chooses his customers carefully

[TomViolenz]

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[eyeknow]

I love aprils fools.

[Samuel L. Jizzle]

Who's April?

[eyeknow]

The CEO of caprez