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[regretfullySaid]

Cortana? Sounds more like a bad sci-fi film planet than an AI chick.
They should' ve gotten someone who hates computers to name it.

[stringtapper]

Cortana? Sounds more like a bad sci-fi film planet than an AI chick.
They should' ve gotten someone who hates computers to name it.

Cortana is the AI from the Halo games series.

[regretfullySaid]

Like I said, bad sci-fi. Isn't one of Halo's biggest weaknesses lack of good, if any, storytelling? Besides it's overrated and bland multi-playerness?

[H20nly]

i like Cortana... Halo version. i'm more concerned with Microsoft fucking her up.

[LoopStationZebra]

[stringtapper]

I like that her breasts get more defined as the series progresses.

I'd just like to see more of dat A(I)zz.

Just sayin'.

[stringtapper]

i like Cortana... Halo version. i'm more concerned with Microsoft fucking her up.

Microsoft Studios produces all the Halo games, so her coupled with the Xbox itself are probably the only things they've ever gotten right.

[beats me]

My cousin managed to buy himself a sizable house and supports 4 kids and a wife who doesn’t work by being a game tester for the entire Halo series. Apparently this also required a college education. He says his work days can be long and draining.

There’s countless thousands, if not millions, who do the same exact thing but can’t afford to leave their mom’s apartment.

[beats me]

New Macbook Airs are now out. They are $100 cheaper.

[H20nly]

i like Cortana... Halo version. i'm more concerned with Microsoft fucking her up.

Microsoft Studios produces all the Halo games, so her coupled with the Xbox itself are probably the only things they've ever gotten right.

oh that's not fair!!!

you forgot Excel.

[H20nly]

New Macbook Airs are now out. They are $100 cheaper.

that doesn't make sense.

clearly, you're looking at a Chinese knockoff. Macbok Air.

[beats me]

New Macbook Airs are now out. They are $100 cheaper.

that doesn't make sense.

clearly, you're looking at a Chinese knockoff. Macbok Air.

Even with the price drop you’re still able to buy a PC laptop for ¼ the price so all is still right in the universe.

[H20nly]

Poor Steve. The way they defile him at Apple HQ is nothing short of necrophilia.

[stringtapper]

i like Cortana... Halo version. i'm more concerned with Microsoft fucking her up.

Microsoft Studios produces all the Halo games, so her coupled with the Xbox itself are probably the only things they've ever gotten right.

oh that's not fair!!!

you forgot Excel.

[LoopStationZebra]

The fact that Apple didn't design their iPhone5s cradle to accommodate the phone when even their own leather case is used =


FUCK OFF APPLE.


Also....that the 30pin to lightning adaptor also doesn't work with their own case on =


FUCK OFF AGAIN, APPLE.