This girl broke my heart!

[john gordon]

Any chick that likes the kinks is cool in my book

[TomViolenz]

Any chick that likes the kinks is cool in my book

Not that I disagree, but one persons kink, is either the other persons perversion, or in the other extrem boring obsession.

I consider myself to be quite kinky too, but there are certainly things where I would either turn away in disgust, or laugh her out of the room.

I also found out over the years, that even the most boring girls, think of themselves as kinky.

It's a word without any residual meaning in my book.

[regretfullySaid]

The Kinks man. It's a band.

[john gordon]

Big turn in this epic story.. She doesn't have a place to stay until Sept 13?th so she asked me to let her crash at my place for a couple weeks.. Too funny.Being the gentleman that I am I said sure.

[regretfullySaid]

Keep an eye on your stuff, dude.

Wait, is this the 21 year old chick? Don't be a doormat!

Unless you're still gettin some then forget I said anything

[beats me]

This thread became a MTV reality series. Fuck.

[regretfullySaid]

Maybe just to shake things up a little, john should have a surprise birthday party for the girl.
He should pick some random audience members from some broadway play that old people enjoy to pretend to be friends of her family and tell her embarassing stories of things she did before she could remember. Just pack the place full of Branson, MO and 'SURPRISE!!!'

I'm not saying it'd be funny, but it'd be awkward as hell.

[JoshG567]

lol The End Up

[TomViolenz]

The Kinks man. It's a band.

Fuck, I seem to miss every joke that ever gets made on here

[john gordon]

I'm missing the Asian girls nows,I don't what I want anymore.life was easier when I wasn't a sex addict.

[JoshG567]

Hurry and jump off the bridge before they put those nets up, it's the only way!

[john gordon]

Hurry and jump off the bridge before they put those nets up, it's the only way!

Wow. Why would they spend the money to put nets up?!? It should be your choice! Liberals... Jumping is for pussies I'd go by taking out some Islam Isis fucks.

[eyeknow]

Oh the facepalm........

[eyeknow]

Actually, at bridge, I say just close the thing. I don't want it to end up looking like a shot from "escape from new york"

[john gordon]

It may be cool jumping into the net though.