$1,000,000 Laptop

sweetjesus · Post by **sweetjesus** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 12:50 pm

http://www.gizmag.com/go/7030/ ... ... .... ... ... BOLLOX

aburgener · Post by **aburgener** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 1:04 pm

wow... it's not even that cool either. what a waste of money.

Poster · Post by **Poster** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 1:44 pm

celebs want to flush their money on something..

blaugruen7 · Post by **blaugruen7** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 1:59 pm

it just feels better when 1 millon $ is freezing and crashing.

nebulae · Post by **nebulae** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 2:11 pm

It'll depreciate and sell on Ebay a month later for $200, like all other laptops.

My question is where is the hole for you to stick in your weenie and have the lappie give you head?

kabuki · Post by **kabuki** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 2:16 pm

It runs Windows? That would be like wiping your ass with a million dollar bill. Still worth a Million, even with shit on it.

And it can run Glitch...

itook4lefts · Post by **itook4lefts** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 2:23 pm

i'm going to buy one and run warez on it. i'm a thrifty bastard.

kabuki · Post by **kabuki** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 2:27 pm

itook4lefts wrote:i'm going to buy one and run warez on it. i'm a thrifty bastard.

Hahahahah.

nice

nebulae · Post by **nebulae** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 2:30 pm

itook4lefts wrote:i'm going to buy one and run warez on it. i'm a thrifty bastard.

Let me know if the Live 6 crack runs well on it. I suspect the embedded diamond might finally get past the Henke security system.

telekom · Post by **telekom** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 6:28 pm

Ha,
And it's UGLY... don't you love the idea that if Paris Hilton drops her bling bit of security-jewellery down the toilet at Harrods, she'll be having a hissy fit like "I can't get into my laptop to look at myspace!!! I need to kill someone!!!"

I'm glad they think they're adding diamonds "usefully". I bet the child labourers in the diamond mines with the AK47 pointed at them will be delighted to know that the diamonds they dig up are being "usefully" employed.

Urgh.

sparklepuff · Post by **sparklepuff** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 8:23 pm

I'm placing an order for the pink one.

nebulae · Post by **nebulae** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 8:28 pm

sparklepuff wrote:I'm placing an order for the pink one.

With a nick like Sparklepuff, I wouldn't have guess any other way.

tylast · Post by **tylast** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 9:10 pm

What it needs is a Lemur for the display.

brightonalex · Post by **brightonalex** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 10:59 pm

In Great Britain there was a new demand for luxury items like this when rap music became popular. There were new people other than footballers that would pay a lot of money for stuff with diamonds stuck to it. Uberchavs.

itook4lefts · Post by **itook4lefts** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 8:46 am

alrite guys, mine arrived. it's a lot bigger and heavier than i expected. it nearly broke the back of one of my servants carrying it from the back of the delivery van.

i installed cracks of reason and live6 on it. so far no problems, and i've noticed the midi timing using rewire is much tighter than on cheaper laptops. i'll post up some pics soon.