the i hate dave matthews thread !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ruprecht · Post by **ruprecht** » Wed Sep 12, 2007 10:47 pm

I think dave comes up with some cool guitar riffs - like jimi thing for example. He has a very percussive playing style that I like.

His accent is South African by the way. He grew up there.

Tone Deft · Post by **Tone Deft** » Wed Sep 12, 2007 11:04 pm

jimi thing - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQxWDoEV5NU
that's good DMB??

how can you hold a guitar and play a song with 'jimi' in the title and be as boring as that? what's 'jimi' about that song? unless you mean 'sucks my jimmy'.

it just goes on and on... should be the Dave Mediocrity Band

wow at 11:30 he runs a pointless scale,

lame
and then goes into a vaguely jimi-esque call and response riff and some masturbatory string bends.

14 minutes of that and I'm already browsing for Eddie Bauer Ford Explorers and birkenstocks.

that's the best fans can offer?

90's child · Post by **90's child** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 10:14 am

I respect anyone that can make a living from music. You lot still have day jobs.

ruprecht · Post by **ruprecht** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 12:34 pm

Tone Deft wrote:jimi thing - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQxWDoEV5NU
that's good DMB??

how can you hold a guitar and play a song with 'jimi' in the title and be as boring as that? what's 'jimi' about that song? unless you mean 'sucks my jimmy'.

it just goes on and on... should be the Dave Mediocrity Band

wow at 11:30 he runs a pointless scale, lame
and then goes into a vaguely jimi-esque call and response riff and some masturbatory string bends.

14 minutes of that and I'm already browsing for Eddie Bauer Ford Explorers and birkenstocks.

that's the best fans can offer?

'jimi thing' is slang for condom.

I like Dave's riffs and playing because of the way he uses the percussive quality of the agtr and also his unusual chord voicings. You can really hear this stuff on the acoustic records.

Martyn · Post by **Martyn** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 4:05 pm

Tone Deft wrote:jimi thing - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQxWDoEV5NU

Thanx for the link

I wasn't previously aware of this "artist", imagine being locked in a lift (elevator) for 24 hours with him, James Blunt and two acoustic guitars.

dm_hawk · Post by **dm_hawk** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 6:09 pm

90's child wrote:I respect anyone that can make a living from music. You lot still have day jobs.

not quite

dhilsabeck · Post by **dhilsabeck** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 8:20 pm

dm_hawk wrote:
90's child wrote:I respect anyone that can make a living from music. You lot still have day jobs.
not quite

+1

dhilsabeck · Post by **dhilsabeck** » Tue Aug 12, 2008 7:22 pm

I've got a couple here:

Some hero heckles DM on his mutilation of All Along the Watchtower:
http://www.weeklydavespeak.com/forums/s ... er+georgia

Audio of said Event:

http://www.weeklydavespeak.com/wdextra/ ... Pissed.mp3

And for driving our outright hatred to deeper level:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jETyCpEmRQ

Homebelly · Post by **Homebelly** » Tue Aug 12, 2008 8:42 pm

i would just like to add Hootie and the blowfish into the mix....

dhilsabeck · Post by **dhilsabeck** » Tue Aug 12, 2008 8:43 pm

Fair enough. They're of the same ilk.

edit: Damn you Homebelly. I've had that shit in my head all afternoon. Hootie's out!

Please people, let's stay on topic.

dhilsabeck · Post by **dhilsabeck** » Fri Sep 19, 2008 2:38 am

dhilsabeck wrote:Hootie's out!

Consolation Prize:

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/36051

aisling · Post by **aisling** » Fri Sep 19, 2008 5:15 am

john gordon wrote:he sucks wet,dirty diaper juice.why do people like him.yuch,he sucks so bad.im so pissed for having to hear one of his songs today at work.if anyone here likes him,then i hate you as well!!!!!!

Still a playa hater on this end, never did like the guys music!

leisuremuffin · Post by **leisuremuffin** » Fri Sep 19, 2008 11:03 am

look, it's not that i don't like dave matthews band, it's just that i'd rather hear the sound of rabid badgers shredding my genitals to ribbons.

.lm.

smutek · Post by **smutek** » Fri Sep 19, 2008 11:09 am

Remember when the dave matthews tour bus was going over that draw bridge and the driver emptied the septic tanks, dumping all of the shit on the passing boat full of people below?

It was like 100 gallons of liquid human waste....

oops....

hehe... that was killer.

dave matthews band is punk rock.

ollyb303 · Post by **ollyb303** » Fri Sep 19, 2008 11:12 am

Sorry, I must have missed something... Who the fuck is Dave Matthews?

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