Bad sales pitch from me

[mekon]

I have a Behringer bcr and bcf 2000
Dont like them
Never really got on with them
Easier to use a mouse
If anyone in the UK would like them- cool
Throwaway price of £125 cash for the 2 if you pick up from sunny Watford
If you want me to post and want to pay by paypal it will be £130 plus postage.
Cant be bothered to split them at the moment.
Glossy sales talk over

[andydes]

You should go into politics, you silver tongued bastard.

Apologies for time wasting.

Although, it's not a bad deal. Hmmm.

[mekon]

Lol

[Sales Dude McBoob]

For sale today I am presenting the ultra-powerful Behringer BCR 2000 and the BCF 2000!!!
I love them!!!
_______________________
Forget using a mouse forever!
The race is on for some lucky Brit to snag these puppies.
For the sick discount price of £125 cash you get both units!!! You can even pick them up from amazing Watford and save on shipping!!
Or, if you want me to post and want to pay by paypal it will be £130 plus postage.
I could never split these beautiful machines apart. They are family.
Best of luck!

[mekon]

Rofl - Im glad I started this now

[three]

yeah, you can compare behringer kit to that one person in town that _everybody_ slept with at some point when they didn't have anyone better to do but essentially knew from the start that it was just temporary until something better comes along ....