OT: Dirty Little Secrets...

Donnie · Post by **Donnie** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 6:09 pm

I have a large non-cancerous mole on my left testicle.

weeddigger · Post by **weeddigger** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 6:11 pm

I've been arrested like 7 times!!!

smartass303 · Post by **smartass303** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 6:22 pm

i had sex with a guy because i was pissed off that my ex girlfriend left me.

landrvr1 · Post by **landrvr1** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 6:39 pm

smartass303 wrote:i had sex with a guy because i was pissed off that my ex girlfriend left me.

Thread over. Done.

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smartass303 · Post by **smartass303** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 6:43 pm

landrvr1 wrote:
smartass303 wrote:i had sex with a guy because i was pissed off that my ex girlfriend left me.

Thread over. Done.

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at least i didnt poop my pants...

thelike5 · Post by **thelike5** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 8:04 pm

smartass303 wrote:
landrvr1 wrote:
smartass303 wrote:i had sex with a guy because i was pissed off that my ex girlfriend left me.

Thread over. Done.

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at least i didnt poop my pants...

No, you basically reverse-pooped your pants!!!

Tympanic · Post by **Tympanic** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 8:10 pm

....this forum needs him badly

sublimelobc · Post by **sublimelobc** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 8:20 pm

I debated away my solipsist former self and achieved higher awareness through the multi paradigm reality of the schizophrenic, then I took my meds and woke up bitterly disappointed with reality until I found a great wife and started using Live.

Oh, and I pooped my pants when I was like 4 or 5 and said a prayer "so that the poo would go back in my bum."

I won't reveal if it did or not....feel free to finish the story as you see fit.

oblique strategies · Post by **oblique strategies** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 2:08 am

dcease wrote:i love the episode where nelson laughs at the "to-big-for-his-car" guy, who promptly disciplines nelson, and the entire neighborhood laughs at him... heh, good stuff.

I like the episode where Bart's mom is arrested, & Nelson yells at Bart "Ha Ha! Your mom's a jail bird!" Bart replies "So's your's." Nelson pauses & says "Oh yeah. Want to be friends?"

ThrowAway · Post by **ThrowAway** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 2:26 am

i just had sex with my boss's wife, who didnt look like a donkey until she took her clothes off.

thelike5 · Post by **thelike5** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 4:26 am

ThrowAway wrote:i just had sex with my boss's wife, who didnt look like a donkey until she took her clothes off.

What part of her?

ThrowAway · Post by **ThrowAway** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 3:03 am

her vagina. it was awfully dark for such a light skinned latina. Felt like I could have fit a two liter of coke in there as well.

COSM · Post by **COSM** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 10:41 am

I bullshit my live set

Silverfish · Post by **Silverfish** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 3:49 pm

I bullshit my live set