JESUS CAMP

[nebulae]

Jesus just told me to tell you all to Fuck Off, and says that blind adoration has it's perks.


Truth.


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Jesus told me to call you a 60-year-old woman's itchy dry cunt, but I didn't want to give you that much credit.

[landrvr1]

Jesus just told me to tell you all to Fuck Off, and says that blind adoration has it's perks.


Truth.


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Jesus told me to call you a 60-year-old woman's itchy dry cunt, but I didn't want to give you that much credit.

What was this business about Tone and your wife? I'd get that shit sorted. Or not. heh. I peg you for a Cuckold guy. Totally.


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[nebulae]

when you get past 5000 posts, you get to have relations with each other's wives...

if you're unmarried, then after 4000 posts, you get a hand job from one of the covert operators;

after 6000 posts, you get a blow from Puremagnetik;

after 8000 posts, you get a no-questions-asked date with forge;

at 10K posts, you get gangbanged by pitch black, and true to their tutorials, they never have to look at the screen while playing!

[landrvr1]

when you get past 5000 posts, you get to have relations with each other's wives...

if you're unmarried, then after 4000 posts, you get a hand job from one of the covert operators;

after 6000 posts, you get a blow from Puremagnetik;

after 8000 posts, you get a no-questions-asked date with forge;

at 10K posts, you get gangbanged by pitch black, and true to their tutorials, they never have to look at the screen while playing!

That is the funniest fucking response I've read on this forum to date. You motherfucker. LOLOL. I just swallowed my entire taco whole. Asshole. lolol.

Never have to look at the screen...lol. That's fucking priceless.


A no questions asked date with forge. HAHAHAHA. fuck me.


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[hoffman2k]

when you get past 5000 posts, you get to have relations with each other's wives...

if you're unmarried, then after 4000 posts, you get a hand job from one of the covert operators;

after 6000 posts, you get a blow from Puremagnetik;

after 8000 posts, you get a no-questions-asked date with forge;

at 10K posts, you get gangbanged by pitch black, and true to their tutorials, they never have to look at the screen while playing!

4k = Only with side-orders of Star Bucks

6k = Is that "you get blow" or did you forget a word?

8k = By the time you posted that much, you've already PM'd Forge the "its me, not you" speech 500 posts ago.

10k = They also do birthday parties!

15k = Forge a few days ago

16k = Forge in a few days

20k = Forge gets a statue on Alexandersplatz, Berlin, Germany.

20.1k = Forge apologizes to the German nation for the whirlwind of destruction brought upon downtown Berlin by a pilgrimage of his worshippers which now is known as the most destructive drinking binge ever seen on the face of this earth.

30k = Live X released. Forge kidnaps Gerhard Behles and holds him hostage with Session Automation Recording as a ransom demand.

30.1k = Forge apologizes to the German nation for the whirlwind of confusion brought upon downtown Berlin by a pilgrimage of his worshippers who now are known as the weirdest people to walk on the face of this earth.

35k = Tone Deft Pwns Forge

[nebulae]

^ wow, someone really took the ball and ran with it!


run forrest, run

[Cyberstar]

I say put all these brain washed fucks in a room with all them psycho fucking middle east twits and let em' sort it out, and if we're lucky they'll blow each other the fuck up.

[hoffman2k]

^ wow, someone really took the ball and ran with it!


run forrest, run

Yeah thats me. A mix of Tom Hanks characters from the past and from movies yet to come. Castaway 2: Wilson's Revenge.

[nebulae]

[hoffman2k]

And actually on topic: Get "Me of little faith" by Lewis Black.
Its surprisingly rich on information about different religions that was new to me. Especially on this fanatical stuff and cults (he's been in one... he says..).
Looking forward to Religilous by Bill Maher.
Pundits picking apart religion... I've found the light

[nebulae]

ok just finished Jesus camp...looking at the final scene - the two most brainwashed kids walk up to a bunch of old black guys sitting around at a park, and they say, "When you die where do you think you'll go?" One of the black guys answer, "Heaven."

"Really?"
"Yeah."
"Really??!?!"
"Yeah!!"

The kids walk away. One mutters, "I think they were muslim."


If that isn't the best argument FOR abortion, I don't know what is.

[pulsoc]

And actually on topic: Get "Me of little faith" by Lewis Black.
Its surprisingly rich on information about different religions that was new to me. Especially on this fanatical stuff and cults (he's been in one... he says..).
Looking forward to Religilous by Bill Maher.
Pundits picking apart religion... I've found the light

THE point of reference

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeSSwKffj9o

[UKRuss]

I kind of prefer the fanatics, at least they're true to their books.

Here in the UK, religion is whatever you want to cherry pick from the bible and you can ignore the rest as a mistake. Don't worry about the hypocrisy and the obvious contradictions just choose what you like to believe and pretend the rest isn't there.

Dinosaurs? Sure they were real and the earth is more than 6000 years old despite what the bible says, but I still go to heaven when i die.

Lethargic religion, the worst. At least you know where you stand with a fanatic.

[nebulae]

At least you know where you stand with a fanatic.

Somewhere toward the bottom...

[Pitch Black]

Marcus Brigstocke : The Three Abrahamic Faiths
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42p2SO5wQag

Carell vs Colbert : Islam vs Christianity
http://www.yoism.org/?q=node/336