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BASSbüro
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by BASSbüro » Wed Oct 15, 2008 12:15 pm
i'm goin' 4 months to auckland next year. how are the girls there?:)
regards,
thom
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Robert Henke
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by Robert Henke » Wed Oct 15, 2008 1:19 pm
Similar to the boys, but also different somehow.
Usually they have a head, a nose, two ears and two arms and legs.
Some are older others are younger.
While some of them are walking, others drive a car.
R.
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3dot...
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by 3dot... » Wed Oct 15, 2008 1:21 pm
their peepee is weird.....
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Angstrom
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by Angstrom » Wed Oct 15, 2008 1:45 pm
the girls there are covered in a soft white hair, quite curly.
They are short - about two foot tall and also they are not very talkative.
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Crash
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by Crash » Wed Oct 15, 2008 1:45 pm
Ain't they in the majority there? Better watch your words if you don't wanna burn on a stake.
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the ar
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by the ar » Wed Oct 15, 2008 1:52 pm
ahah
Loved the reples.
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BASSbüro
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by BASSbüro » Wed Oct 15, 2008 1:55 pm
sorry guys, but i need some tips from an insider. you are all nerds - and nerds don't have sex & fun at all....
regards,
thom
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ollyb303
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by ollyb303 » Wed Oct 15, 2008 2:02 pm
The girls in New Zealand are absolutely cracking!!!
But none of them will sleep with Swiss men.
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glitchrock-buddha
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by glitchrock-buddha » Wed Oct 15, 2008 2:06 pm
Awesome. And they love spoken accents.
Examples of opening lines that were very successful for me in bars in Auckland:
"Hey, do you know where the bathrooms are in here?"
"Hey, do you know what time this place closes?"
"Hey, what's the name of this bar we're in?"
-All resulted in "Ooooh, where are you from??!!!!..." etc etc etc.
Professional Shark Jumper.
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BASSbüro
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by BASSbüro » Wed Oct 15, 2008 2:08 pm
@ollyb303: damn...
@ glitchrock-buddha: nice one....
regards,
thom
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Atomikat
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by Atomikat » Wed Oct 15, 2008 2:26 pm
sweetjesus wrote:my advice with kiwi girls.. wear protection.
Like a helmet? or hire a bodyguard?
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Baron von Case
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by Baron von Case » Wed Oct 15, 2008 2:31 pm
Angstrom wrote:the girls there are covered in a soft white hair, quite curly.
They are short - about two foot tall and also they are not very talkative.
hahahaha
BASSbüro wrote:sorry guys, but i need some tips from an insider. you are all nerds - and nerds don't have sex & fun at all....
Yes, the cool people come on to an internet message forum for girl advice.
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sweetjesus
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by sweetjesus » Wed Oct 15, 2008 2:57 pm
Atomikat wrote:sweetjesus wrote:my advice with kiwi girls.. wear protection.
Like a helmet? or hire a bodyguard?
a bodyguard wearing a helmet of course..
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by djsynchro » Wed Oct 15, 2008 3:52 pm
Q: What do you call a beautiful girl in New Zealand?
A: A tourist.