HELP!! My best friend just asked me out!!

nebulae · Post by **nebulae** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 10:59 pm

LOL - "done"

nebulae · Post by **nebulae** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 11:00 pm

stringtapper wrote:
nebulae wrote:^ umm, I think that's the best part...
What, that he grows corn to subvert whitey?

clearly you missed the part where he says organic white corn tastes better than yellow corn...the irony

stringtapper · Post by **stringtapper** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 11:01 pm

nebulae wrote:
stringtapper wrote:
nebulae wrote:^ umm, I think that's the best part...
What, that he grows corn to subvert whitey?
clearly you missed the part where he says organic white corn tastes better than yellow corn...the irony

navitus · Post by **navitus** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 11:03 pm

That one was of Danish decent, real sweetheart. Didnt lats long as she moved to Paris to pursue modelling.

Can we now please remove the pic from here ?? Out of respect ? plz ?

kb420 · Post by **kb420** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 11:05 pm

Yeah, no problem.

navitus · Post by **navitus** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 11:06 pm

Cheers kb!

lol, i dont believe this, guys of any color, race, genre will still be ANIMALS!!!!!
what a day.

Grappadura · Post by **Grappadura** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 11:08 pm

Don´t know if this has already been suggested, but you could also tell her you want to marry her and have kids. If you do it on the first date, she will surely back off

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nebulae · Post by **nebulae** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 11:10 pm

Grappadura wrote:Don´t know if this has already been suggested, but you could also tell her you want to marry her and have kids. If you do it on the first date, she will surely back off .

Doubtful - this is clearly where the feeble white mind has no idea how to handle the devious desi woman...that's how you fall into her trap!

Also, I did that on the second date. Fast forward 14 years later.

Tone Deft · Post by **Tone Deft** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 11:13 pm

I missed this little nugget

navitus wrote:UPDATE!!!!!

So i get a call from the office from another co-worker and he says : "DUDE!!! Whats wrong ?? what happened ? She is acting super weird, she is annoyed, sad, angry and wont work and cancelled a meeting saying "Everything in my life has shattered". !!!!!!

I think she is gonna go psycho on me now!

So i call her up and ask her why she is letting it affect work, and she says its my fault and that i am an asshole.

RUN!!! that's messed up, even for a friend.

I'd hit it... with a bulldozer.
<beep> <beep> <beep>

navitus · Post by **navitus** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 11:14 pm

OH MAN!!!!!! If i said that, she would be overjoyed and i would die!!!

LOL, desi women think different. Actually i lost the other babe in teh album coz i wanted to marry her.

nebulae · Post by **nebulae** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 11:15 pm

Tone Deft wrote: I'd hit it... with a bulldozer.
<beep> <beep> <beep>

Just FYI, <beep> <beep> <beep> only happens when you're backing up. And that's fucking nasty, no matter what culture you're in.

nebulae · Post by **nebulae** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 11:16 pm

navitus wrote:OH MAN!!!!!! If i said that, she would be overjoyed and i would die!!!

LOL, desi women think different. Actually i lost the other babe in teh album coz i wanted to marry her.

Then you never really had her, so you didn't really lose her...

spend some time on youtube with the search term "proposal fail" - you'll see that look on their faces...the look that says "you never had me"

it's quite painful.

beats me · Post by **beats me** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 11:20 pm

Maybe you should start a "Who is going to rub one out to the picture of navitus's best friend?" poll thread.

These are the important questions we answer here on the Ableton forum.

Tone Deft · Post by **Tone Deft** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 11:20 pm

nebulae wrote:
Tone Deft wrote: I'd hit it... with a bulldozer.
<beep> <beep> <beep>
Just FYI, <beep> <beep> <beep> only happens when you're backing up. And that's fucking nasty, no matter what culture you're in.

that's because I wouldn't want to look at her while I was hitting it. (just joking around, she's his friend.)

gotta love the needy drama queens. she's hurting your friendship, bringing drama into the workplace and generally making you look bad.

at this point you can say, no I don't want to date you, you're screwing up my life, but you're my friend so I forgive. THIS shit your doing right now is why I would never date you.

Grappadura · Post by **Grappadura** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 11:26 pm

Yeah she´s definitly taking it out on your back, and its a bit soon to do so, no? Tell her your friends from the ableton forums told you not to date her.