HELP!! My best friend just asked me out!!

photonal · Post by **photonal** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 7:39 pm

just shag her really lousy for a straight four hours non stop and then she'll realise what a terrible fuck you'd be anyway and leave you alone and perhaps even go find another work place.

nebulae · Post by **nebulae** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 7:41 pm

^ 4 hour straight makes you bad? So what kind of pr0n star are you anyways?

Tone Deft · Post by **Tone Deft** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 7:52 pm

her - "is it in?"

you - <barking like a monkey>

her - wha?

you - whoooooooo!!!! <pop!>

her - did you?

you - got a smoke?

sven303 · Post by **sven303** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 8:05 pm

Geez last time I read this excellent thread it was only on about 3 pages...just spent the last 10 minutes catching up with the storyline and laughing my tits off to the top answers from all the registered agony uncles on here.

Actually I think you already have your answer about how to get out of the situation and also potentially get you a promotion and some pooper action.

She is your line manager, tell her thats totally unprofessional to be dating someone you work with but if she would hand in her notice and leave. But not before she gives you an excellent referal to replace her, you would consider dating her if she dyes her hair blonde.

Sorted....you win all ways!!

nebulae · Post by **nebulae** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 8:08 pm

^ wow, having your cake, eating it, and pooping it out all in one bold move - nicely done!

navitus · Post by **navitus** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 9:53 pm

UPDATE!

We are friends again, so it seems. Fingers crossed. She came over, was TOTALLY normal. I got LOTS of chocolates, 5 packs of smokes and a red T shirt which says MAKE BEATS NOT WAR!!!

This is a head fuck isn't it ??? Why gimme a music related shirt ??
The funny part was, while she was sitting on the other side of the room talking to me, i was checking this thread out. LOL.
man if she only knew!!!!!!

I thoroughly checked her out today just for u guy's sake. I still dont find her hot at all and the access baggage still bothers me.

And to make her feel good, i said to her that some of my friend "abroad" saw her picture on my "facebook" and thought she was hot and looked great in glasses.

kb420 · Post by **kb420** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 9:56 pm

Somehow she read this thread.

She now knows one of her turn offs was that she wasn't in to your music.

She has a plan.

nebulae · Post by **nebulae** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 9:57 pm

kb420 wrote:Somehow she read this thread.

She now knows one of her turn offs was that she wasn't in to your music.

She has a plan.

I agree...she is devious, this one...

and in case she's reading...How you doin'?

foogermooger · Post by **foogermooger** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 10:12 pm

This is the best thread ive ever read on here....I was Djing last night and checking the latest during my set on my mobile phone lol....

Such a laugh, and by the way...maybe 16 pages late..but if i was single, id have gave her one for the boys even if she was 25 stone heavy......soon as i get those Beer goggles on im like a dog to a bone....unless she had bad smells in the privates..then id run a mile..

If your single you should just lighten up and have some fun...

I was once doing someone doggy style once...got this wierd smell, went to look down at her white knickers round her ankles...she was a babe as well, id had a fair drink and was lasting ages...and what did i see.....a damn brown skid mark on her drawers....put me right off...I kept going for a while but fuck....was a bit rough!!! Never stopped me talking to her even now when we pass each other on the street....but my point is there is no embarrassment, or wierdness. I dont think i told her about the mark anyway..i was behind her so just held my hand on my nose and looked up to the roof for as long as i could...

Never seen the piccie, hope she was nice, sounds like she is..

I had a mate like you, too worried about compicating things which i totally understand...but just think next time ur rubbing one out..you could have been hitting that ass...knowing shes in charge of you at work...Damn!!!

You should ask her if she fancies going halfies on a bastard....That will clear the air for sure..

Good luck to you, you sound like a really nice thoughtful guy, which im sure she will appreciatte in the long term.

nebulae · Post by **nebulae** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 10:14 pm

I think it's safe to say that foogermooger is not into dirty sanchez.

foogermooger · Post by **foogermooger** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 10:17 pm

nebulae wrote:I think it's safe to say that foogermooger is not into dirty sanchez.

No way....dont fancy that at all HAHAHAAA

kb420 · Post by **kb420** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 10:18 pm

navitus,

after 16 pages, I think you owe it to us all to do this chick.

You have to man up and take one for the team.

It's your obligation now.

nebulae · Post by **nebulae** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 10:19 pm

^ agreed! and then post nudies.

stringtapper · Post by **stringtapper** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 10:33 pm

nebulae wrote:...she is devious, this one...

Shouldn't that be "desi-ous"?

beats me · Post by **beats me** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 10:42 pm

Maybe he's waiting for Max4Live to be released before he does her. Since everybody seems to think you will be able to do everything with M4L I don't see how it wouldn't apply to this situation.