HELP!! My best friend just asked me out!!

nebulae · Post by **nebulae** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 10:46 pm

^ but he's still using his cracked version of Live 5...not even dualcore support...I suspect that installing Max4Live will give him incredible shrinkage, thereby reducing his confidence level and not being able to perform aforementioned back door activities, which we all know requires a firmer effort.

stringtapper · Post by **stringtapper** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 10:59 pm

nebulae · Post by **nebulae** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 11:01 pm

^ nothing in that patch reflects the firming engine.

Sibanger · Post by **Sibanger** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 11:16 pm

navitus wrote:UPDATE!

I got LOTS of chocolates, 5 packs of smokes and a red T shirt which says MAKE BEATS NOT WAR!!!

Bribe, look out.

navitus wrote:The funny part was, while she was sitting on the other side of the room talking to me, i was checking this thread out. LOL.
man if she only knew!!!!!!

You are living dangerously brother. Love your work.

beats me · Post by **beats me** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 11:23 pm

nebulae wrote:^ but he's still using his cracked version of Live 5...not even dualcore support...I suspect that installing Max4Live will give him incredible shrinkage, thereby reducing his confidence level and not being able to perform aforementioned back door activities, which we all know requires a firmer effort.

You've used that exact argument in a court of law, haven't you?

nebulae · Post by **nebulae** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 11:24 pm

beats me wrote:
nebulae wrote:^ but he's still using his cracked version of Live 5...not even dualcore support...I suspect that installing Max4Live will give him incredible shrinkage, thereby reducing his confidence level and not being able to perform aforementioned back door activities, which we all know requires a firmer effort.
You've used that exact argument in a court of law, haven't you?

many many times...if by "court of law" you mean having Mrs. Neb dress up as a sexy judge, with a gavel.

ollyb303 · Post by **ollyb303** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 11:26 pm

WOW. I followed the first 3 or 4 pages of this thread. Just came back and read the last page.

Now I have to read the whole thing.

Martyn · Post by **Martyn** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 11:28 pm

nebulae wrote:having Mrs. Neb dress up as a sexy judge, with a gavel.

I bet you've ACTUALLY done that haven't you! ....

beats me · Post by **beats me** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 11:29 pm

nebulae wrote:
beats me wrote:
nebulae wrote:^ but he's still using his cracked version of Live 5...not even dualcore support...I suspect that installing Max4Live will give him incredible shrinkage, thereby reducing his confidence level and not being able to perform aforementioned back door activities, which we all know requires a firmer effort.
You've used that exact argument in a court of law, haven't you?
many many times...if by "court of law" you mean having Mrs. Neb dress up as a sexy judge, with a gavel.

So was the statement in defense of why you couldn't perform or in support of why you need a new computer?

ollyb303 · Post by **ollyb303** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 11:30 pm

Martyn wrote:
nebulae wrote:having Mrs. Neb dress up as a sexy judge, with a gavel.
I bet you've ACTUALLY done that haven't you! ....

Of course he has.

nebulae · Post by **nebulae** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 11:36 pm

^ I have jealousy issues with the gavel.

Fucking gavel.

The bane of my existence!

DAMN YOU, GAVEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nebulae · Post by **nebulae** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 11:39 pm

Counsel, please approach the bench...

Martyn · Post by **Martyn** » Sun Feb 22, 2009 12:08 am

^ Cheap looking shoes, and that wigs definitely fake. not my thing at all.

nebulae · Post by **nebulae** » Sun Feb 22, 2009 12:09 am

Martyn wrote:^ Cheap looking shoes, and that wigs definitely fake. not my thing at all.

That's total bullshit, you old cross-dressing tranny. Don't even try to pretend otherwise.

Martyn · Post by **Martyn** » Sun Feb 22, 2009 12:19 am

Hey, less of the "old"!