OT: FXPansion creates virtual lol instrument

[john doe by choice]

http://www.fxpansion.com/index.php?page=83&tab=229

From the site:

What's the best bit about playing Music? Thunderous waves of adulatory applause declaring you a GOD of ROCK! Yeah!

Now, YOU TOO can experience the same feelings of imminent sexual fulfilment backstage after the show as the Almighty Legends of Rawk. FXpansion proudly presents our latest innovation, the "ClapOMatic".

So easy to use!

Simply drop ClapOMatic across the final mix bus, and let ClapOMatic take care of your ego COMPLETELY AUTOMATICALLY. That's right, you don't even need to twiddle a single knob. Our crowd modelling technology is the ULTIMATE for the busy musician - giving you more time to SOAK UP the LOVE you DESERVE. You don't even need to forget to read the non-existent manual, it's that easy.

How does it work?!

ClapOMatic uses the latest in analogue modelled neuro-psychological simulations of human attention and gratification / appreciation levels, and then we give them a hefty kick up to where they SHOULD be for your music! The ClapOMatic will faithfully greet your music with the full range of TRUE FAN emotions, from silent awed attention to wild whooping when you deign to allow your fans a chance to show their slave-like devotion.

Other uses:


* Shy musicians can use ClapOMatic to build up their strut for the BIG BREAK GIG.

* Insecure musos will love how ClapOMatic bridges gaps in applause supply when you're between gigs.

* Bands on tour will appreciate the enhanced applause after playing dud songs from the not-so-well-received second album.

[Geezus]

this is something I need

[john doe by choice]

yeah, it's free and totally safe, completely unlike the version of the clap that bOunce has

[timothyallan]

yeah, it's free and totally safe, completely unlike the version of the clap that bOunce has

www.instantrimshot.com

[john doe by choice]

www.instantrimshot.com

also a classic