Single for the first time in 15 years, what's next?

[ChiDJ]

For 15 years, one GF after another to a wife to a rebound that lasted 2 years. Yesterday, I packed up her shit, called the cops and changed the locks.

I'm looking forward to concentrating on myself and my music career. But, I'm a fool for poo-nanny. Any advice on staying single?

Good and bad advice is greatly appreciated!

Thanks!

Tod

[abort]

So now you have to wash all the dishes and cook. When you get sick you must take care of yourself. If you hurt yourself you must take yourself to the hospital.
no one will wake you up for work.

Advise on staying staying single; Take the high road, take care of yourself, live simple, find yourself a peaceful you. No heavy drinking ...don't look back!

[ark]

Concentrate on yourself and your music career. The rest will happen in its own time.

[b0unce]

Any advice on staying single?

just be yourself. That should ensure your singularity.

[aisling]

Don't expect this to go smooth (although best wishes to you), you have many years of "habits" to over come......one day at a time!

[leisuremuffin]

realize that you're actually gay?


Just a guess based on entire post and signature history.
most straight men aren't usually actively and publicly misogynist.
also, they tend not to call their record labels "priapism"


anyway, it's worth a look.
here's a couple pointers that might help:

1 - A mouth's a mouth. Pretty self explanatory.

2 - It's not even really gay if you're wearing a blindfold. Most frat brothers know this one.

2a. - Q - What's the difference between a straight frat boy and a gay frat boy?
A - around six drinks.

3 - A little squirt bottle of water can help extend the life of your water based lubricant. Cheaper to apply some water directly to the friction during the act than to use tons of lube.

4 - Remember what my uncle said to me when i was a boy, "if you scream, i'll cut you."




there you go, you're all set to give it a shot.

let us know how it goes.




.lm.

[ChiDJ]

realize that you're actually gay?


Just a guess based on entire post and signature history.
most straight men aren't usually actively and publicly misogynist.
also, they tend not to call their record labels "priapism"


anyway, it's worth a look.
here's a couple pointers that might help:

1 - A mouth's a mouth. Pretty self explanatory.

2 - It's not even really gay if you're wearing a blindfold. Most frat brothers know this one.

2a. - Q - What's the difference between a straight frat boy and a gay frat boy?
A - around six drinks.

3 - A little squirt bottle of water can help extend the life of your water based lubricant. Cheaper to apply some water directly to the friction during the act than to use tons of lube.

4 - Remember what my uncle said to me when i was a boy, "if you scream, i'll cut you."




there you go, you're all set to give it a shot.

let us know how it goes.




.lm.

Good Points. This lifestyle would double my odds of getting laid. So, when do want to go out?

Tod

[sparklepuff]

http://www.fleshlight.com

[leisuremuffin]

Good Points. This lifestyle would double my odds of getting laid. So, when do want to go out?

Tod

Actually it will likely *more* than double your chances. Trust me on this one. Unless you're horribly disfigured you'll be able to get laid every night of the week.



and shit, get the fleshlight too, it can't hurt.



.lm.

[UKRuss]

Oooooo, you opened up a can o'worms for yo'self here.

I'd say, if you want the punani but you don't want the grief you just have to be a total wanker after the act, ignore their phonecalls, talk about the violence you like to get involved in and how this one time you headbutted this guy so hard and how it made you feel powerful and shit.

They'll soon get the message.

But....so will their friends.

You could be alone with Mrs Palm and her five lovely daughters for longer than you actually wanted...

ALWAYS refer to your ejaculate as 'The filthy white love piss'

ALWAYS shout out someone elses name at the point of no return, or shout your own name FTW!

[nowtime]

Congratulations on your new beginning!

It's unlikely you're ready for this, but you can always plant the seed, read some of it, scoff, and throw it in the back of the closet only to find it 2 years later and respond with a big "whoa!" .

http://www.amazon.com/Way-Superior-Man- ... 1889762105

David Deida is simply the most brilliant author there is in regards to the dynamic of man and woman. It's really the most powerful force on the planet, innit?

Bring on the naysayers, haters, and the clueless!

[john doe by choice]

get a subscription to a porn site

[bosonHavoc]

i love you guys!

on that note.. always blame it on the booze!!

shit i'm proposing to my girlfriend tomorrow.
well, i guess just don't listen to me...
but she is a musician too
and owns ableton

but seriously all i have to say is, the music man if its you its you.

[cacti]

stay healthy and you will be happy

[Sage]

ALWAYS refer to your ejaculate as 'The filthy white love piss'

ALWAYS shout out someone elses name at the point of no return, or shout your own name FTW!

For extra points:

If you go down on her, you must impersonate the cookie monster
When engaging in intercourse, hum the Indiana Jones theme