The true story of Michael Jackson...
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The true story of Michael Jackson...
So I was thinking about the mystery that is Michael Jackson, and let me tell you where I think he stands...
1 - If MJ was never accused of child molestation, the only person in history that would be mourned/celebrated as much in death, would be Jesus.
2. MJ was/is the most important death of our time.
3. MJ's death is seen as more trajic that what happened on 9/11/2001...
4 - MJ could still be alive...
Michael Jackon had kids, or shall we say, CLONES!!!
I think he cloned himself, and the last "child" that he had, that's really him, after a brain transplant...
MJ always used impersonators to fool people into thinking he was one place when really elsewhere... I think the one that is dead is an impersonator, and the real MJ is alive, transplanted into the body of his youngest son/clone, Blanket...
1 - If MJ was never accused of child molestation, the only person in history that would be mourned/celebrated as much in death, would be Jesus.
2. MJ was/is the most important death of our time.
3. MJ's death is seen as more trajic that what happened on 9/11/2001...
4 - MJ could still be alive...
Michael Jackon had kids, or shall we say, CLONES!!!
I think he cloned himself, and the last "child" that he had, that's really him, after a brain transplant...
MJ always used impersonators to fool people into thinking he was one place when really elsewhere... I think the one that is dead is an impersonator, and the real MJ is alive, transplanted into the body of his youngest son/clone, Blanket...
If you can imagine it, it can happen...
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Guy, MJ is pulling the wool over the world's eyes!!!
Play something on your Guitron about that!!!
Play something on your Guitron about that!!!
If you can imagine it, it can happen...
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This must be the beginning of one of the most retarded email chain letters that I've seen.
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If anyone would of cloned himself to be reborn again, who would it be?
Michael Jackson...
Michael Jackson...
If you can imagine it, it can happen...
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stay off the ganja man...
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Ha... Thanks guy...
I was just a bit lost in thought while trying to maintain sanity at the 8-5...
But speaking of which...
I'm actually going to pull my shovel out now and do some digging...
I was just a bit lost in thought while trying to maintain sanity at the 8-5...
But speaking of which...
I'm actually going to pull my shovel out now and do some digging...
If you can imagine it, it can happen...
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weeddigger wrote:If anyone would of cloned himself to be reborn again, who would it be?
Michael Jackson...
and osama bin laden - of course
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weeddigger wrote:If anyone would of cloned himself to be reborn again, who would it be?
Michael Jackson...
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Don't forget that MJ's tears cure cancer -- too bad he never cried.
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You just asked for a roundhouse kick to the head from Chuck right thereSpikee wrote:Don't forget that MJ's tears cure cancer -- too bad he never cried.
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Are you telling me Chuck Norris is a M.Jackson fan?Android Bishop wrote:You just asked for a roundhouse kick to the head from Chuck right thereSpikee wrote:Don't forget that MJ's tears cure cancer -- too bad he never cried.
I have to state emphatically that I am mystified beyond all reason why this nut job has ever been idolized beyond his early "Thriller" solo career.
The man had a lot of talent, but so did Charles Manson. I mean, who could deny this guy was a first class FRUIT CAKE extraordinaire?
The fact that the guy denied screwing with his face on public TV to the point of looking like he was from another planet, is proof he was completely delusional and psychotic.
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Err, please don't dig him up already!weeddigger wrote:
I was just a bit lost in thought while trying to maintain sanity at the 8-5...
But speaking of which...
I'm actually going to pull my shovel out now and do some digging...
MJ was a lot of things, but I don't think he was psychotic.DrXparaMental wrote:The fact that the guy denied screwing with his face on public TV to the point of looking like he was from another planet, is proof he was completely delusional and psychotic.
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Are you honestly stating that you believe Michael Jackson was "in touch with reality"?Sibanger wrote:Err, please don't dig him up already!weeddigger wrote:
I was just a bit lost in thought while trying to maintain sanity at the 8-5...
But speaking of which...
I'm actually going to pull my shovel out now and do some digging...
MJ was a lot of things, but I don't think he was psychotic.DrXparaMental wrote:The fact that the guy denied screwing with his face on public TV to the point of looking like he was from another planet, is proof he was completely delusional and psychotic.