Barack Obama is inventing Time Travel

[starving student]

a if we're gonna do this can we at least drop some analogue up in this biatchhh!

[Tone Deft]

I say we start by executing all the obese people. you have 1 year, if your BMI (body mass index) is too high, we turn you into pigfood. that would save us trillions of dollars.

you've seen that youtube, right?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ONJfp95yoE

someone had too much catnip.

[continuous]

Well...

Do we all agree that the current Health Care System is FAIL?

Maybe this thread should have a poll?


I'll vote now....

We absolutely need a rewrite. I, for one, have a wrist that I could not have correctly set after being broken because I was uninsured... I was like 19 or 20 when this happened. Fuck that. We are supposed to be living in the "Greatest Country in All History" but we can't take care of our own. It's an absurdity!

[starving student]

Well...

Do we all agree that the current Health Care System is FAIL?

Maybe this thread should have a poll?


I'll vote now....

We absolutely need a rewrite. I, for one, have a wrist that I could not have correctly set after being broken because I was uninsured... I was like 19 or 20 when this happened. Fuck that. We are supposed to be living in the "Greatest Country in All History" but we can't take care of our own. It's an absurdity!

that's part of the problem if we weren't busy being so great we could fix alot of things, but do you really think gods need comprehensive healthcare.... meh

[stringtapper]

I say we start by executing all the obese people. you have 1 year, if your BMI (body mass index) is too high, we turn you into pigfood. that would save us trillions of dollars.

Why give them a year? Fuck 'em.

And the elderly too.

And no more births. I mean it. You bitches start strapping on the jimmies or we're bringing the goddamn scissors.

Health care should be renamed to "take care."

[kristian]

A serious political statement right here:



'nuff said

[Trial and Error]

I can't believe we ended up with a:

•Socialist
•Statist
•Marxist and
•Fascist.

I really didn't know who the hell I was checking the box for in November. I know I don't want any third parties getting between me and my doctor, unless it's an insurance company!

DIDN'T ANY OF YOU EVEN READ THE BILL??

lol I doubt you read it.

[porfiry]

I love it when they respond before digging through the thread.

[hurlingdervish]

I love it when they respond before digging through the thread.

to be fair you fooled me at first

[pulsoc]

Health Care Debate 101

Elite insiders: Health care isn't working and is going to bankrupt the country, reform will make it more efficient and cheaper with no negative consequences.

Average American: DEATH PANELS!

[porfiry]

I love it when they respond before digging through the thread.

to be fair you fooled me at first

Well, at that point we hadn't started talkin' our hick-talk yet.

I will admit, it was a bit of a troll. Congrats to the liberals in here who didn't bother touching it.

[hurlingdervish]

yea thats a can of worms right there

a can of circular-logic worms


but all i have to say about healthcare is


HIPPOCRATIC OATH.

[porfiry]

There are telltale signs, you know: a wingnut would never know what keys make a bullet point, and would instead use simple hyphens (and would probably not organize his or her thoughts this well in the first place). Lack of punctuation and numerous errors in grammar and spelling also denote authenticity.

[hurlingdervish]

i heard wingnuts love reason

[H20nly]

I think every American should have all the band-aids and peroxide they need to care for themselves and their family.