How Can I sound like that Guy that's making all the money?

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How Can I sound like that Guy that's making all the money?

Post by ChiDJ » Tue Sep 15, 2009 11:03 pm

I mean, I've bought every synth.

I've tried very preset

I have everything on a side chain

I even bought Fruity Loops

So why am I not making millions and getting my Hookers and Blow for free???

Please Help!

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Re: How Can I sound like that Guy that's making all the money?

Post by OvertoneZero » Wed Sep 16, 2009 1:52 am

CONVICTION
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Re: How Can I sound like that Guy that's making all the money?

Post by Rinsemeister » Wed Sep 16, 2009 5:58 am

Yeah, you definitely need to spend some time inside. :mrgreen:

A criminal record will give you more credibility.

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Re: How Can I sound like that Guy that's making all the money?

Post by beats me » Wed Sep 16, 2009 7:16 am

You're not French.

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Re: How Can I sound like that Guy that's making all the money?

Post by the_antagonist » Wed Sep 16, 2009 9:59 am

Rinsemeister wrote:A criminal record will give you more credibility.
true
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Re: How Can I sound like that Guy that's making all the money?

Post by The Carpet Cleaner » Wed Sep 16, 2009 10:07 am

Being a good engineer doesn't mean you're a good artist.
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Re: How Can I sound like that Guy that's making all the money?

Post by SubFunk » Wed Sep 16, 2009 10:12 am

1ino1eum wrote:Being a good engineer doesn't mean you're a good artist.
or wise versa...

how true.
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Re: How Can I sound like that Guy that's making all the money?

Post by jamos » Wed Sep 16, 2009 10:15 am

Waves L2 on your master channel and side chain everything. Success awaits.
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Re: How Can I sound like that Guy that's making all the money?

Post by Nick Shepherd » Wed Sep 16, 2009 12:13 pm

two words !

Auto-Tune.... :roll:
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Re: How Can I sound like that Guy that's making all the money?

Post by funky shit » Wed Sep 16, 2009 12:28 pm

you sure you added white noise?
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Re: How Can I sound like that Guy that's making all the money?

Post by derzai » Wed Sep 16, 2009 12:36 pm

you will have to suck.
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Re: How Can I sound like that Guy that's making all the money?

Post by SubFunk » Wed Sep 16, 2009 12:37 pm

make pron videos to your shit tunes: win.

or berlin minimal.
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Re: How Can I sound like that Guy that's making all the money?

Post by rikhyray » Wed Sep 16, 2009 12:51 pm

You can shave your legs, add silicon to relevant body parts, freaky hair style and cloths, lots of autotune, beat repeat and similar, take most idiotic stage name you could think of. If same trick works twice might be an issue, so you might have to add some weirdness weirdness. It all worked for Mr. Lady Gaga but Remember to secure your genitals before mounting bikes in public.
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Re: How Can I sound like that Guy that's making all the money?

Post by nebulae » Wed Sep 16, 2009 2:04 pm

"I hunt that poosie, in my neighborhood..."
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Re: How Can I sound like that Guy that's making all the money?

Post by Vibrations » Wed Sep 16, 2009 6:17 pm

It's not a matter of sound. Your cock is to tiny!
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