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Tone Deft wrote:

ThrowAway wrote:

scott nathaniel wrote: 3. Most importantly: if you go to a play and you don't like it, you're apparantly not allowed to show discontent or criticism unless you went to the dress rehearsals.

You should worry about where your testicles went before you worry about criticizing the aforementioned play.

he really needs to work on his metaphors, that one blows bonobos.

oh no, was that too harsh?

Do you mean that adverbally or is bonobos a noun. Do my metaphors bonobally blow or do they blow an actual object called "bonobos." I'm guessing I don't want to be associated with bonobos, right? Bonobos is such an unfamiliar yet exotic word. Enlighten me, please.

bonobos are your friend, read the wikipedia entry for starts, it's pretty wild.

this forum is often described as a pack of bonobos, they love and fight each other with great passion.

oh, then do a Google image search for them, you'll see.

nebulae wrote:just like real life, I'm never fucking getting laid.

Carry on.

I'm looking at you noisetonepause...

Tone Deft wrote:bonobos are your friend, read the wikipedia entry for starts, it's pretty wild.

this forum is often described as a pack of bonobos, they love and fight each other with great passion.

oh, then do a Google image search for them, you'll see.

So, then if bonobos are my friend, you liked my metaphor,even though it was a bit madeforHallmarkChannelesque, and by needing to work on them you meant I need to make them blow even bigger bonobos?

They sure know how to have a good time. I once watched a two hour documentary about them while in a FEMA trailer hoping a hail storm complete with tornados wasnt going to blow me from arabi over the 8th and into gulf. It was fucking intense.

scott nathaniel wrote:

Tone Deft wrote:bonobos are your friend, read the wikipedia entry for starts, it's pretty wild.

this forum is often described as a pack of bonobos, they love and fight each other with great passion.

oh, then do a Google image search for them, you'll see.

So, then if bonobos are my friend, you liked my metaphor,even though it was a bit madeforHallmarkChannelesque, and by needing to work on them you meant I need to make them blow even bigger bonobos?

You got it all wrong, he meant your a weird dick for going to plays and you probably like to have sex with your mother.

Tone Deft wrote:bonobos are your friend, read the wikipedia entry for starts, it's pretty wild.

this forum is often described as a pack of bonobos, they love and fight each other with great passion.

oh, then do a Google image search for them, you'll see.

O.K. So, I look it up, and, essentially, you're saying my metaphors are performing felatio on a pygmy chimp.
Dude, I thought I had thick skin, but tha hurts.
Excuse me now, while me and my metaphors go and pick the chimp fur from our teeth.

ThrowAway wrote:

scott nathaniel wrote:

Tone Deft wrote:bonobos are your friend, read the wikipedia entry for starts, it's pretty wild.

this forum is often described as a pack of bonobos, they love and fight each other with great passion.

oh, then do a Google image search for them, you'll see.

So, then if bonobos are my friend, you liked my metaphor,even though it was a bit madeforHallmarkChannelesque, and by needing to work on them you meant I need to make them blow even bigger bonobos?

You got it all wrong, he meant your a weird dick for going to plays and you probably like to have sex with your mother.

Actually, you essentially said I was a weird dick for going to plays, and it was you who blurped (edited for the kiddie-site)my mother, Dad!
Now, you were court ordered to stay away from these kiddie sites. Don't make me tell ma.

I hope foogermooger doesn't read this. He might get upset and write an email.

Im reformed now btw. Its all 16+ for me.

smutek wrote:

ze2be wrote:
For all he stuff you have been saying on various threads, I think you should easily take a verbal "slap" for that man!!

I haven't been saying anything in other threads other than I am not happy with the pricing. I've got that right, I paid for it.

OK fair enough, sorry about that! I thought you were doing the TITBAG things and what not.

......wow, this thread is going far-far out now!

ThrowAway wrote:I hope foogermooger doesn't read this. He might get upset and write an email.

well, then. We'll talk music. This may sound cheesy but I recorded a mockingbird outside my house and chopped up the wave in a few diffrenet instances of simpler, and then I grouped them to an instrument rack. By the time I got done with filtering and adding a few effects the dang mockingbird sounded like a pretty decent moog like synth. I'm calling it the Moogingbird synth. Cheesy, I know, but it actually puts out a decent and usable sound.

Now that I reread his post I think he meant we all like to have sex with our mothers

scott nathaniel wrote:

ThrowAway wrote:I hope foogermooger doesn't read this. He might get upset and write an email.

well, then. We'll talk music. This may sound cheesy but I recorded a mockingbird outside my house and chopped up the wave in a few diffrenet instances of simpler, and then I grouped them to an instrument rack. By the time I got done with filtering and adding a few effects the dang mockingbird sounded like a pretty decent moog like synth. I'm calling it the Moogingbird synth. Cheesy, I know, but it actually puts out a decent and usable sound.

Sounds cool. Im waiting to get a portable recorder and sample/mangle the different kinds of electric arcs and other sounds I run into welding and fabricating shit.

ThrowAway wrote:

scott nathaniel wrote:

ThrowAway wrote:I hope foogermooger doesn't read this. He might get upset and write an email.

well, then. We'll talk music. This may sound cheesy but I recorded a mockingbird outside my house and chopped up the wave in a few diffrenet instances of simpler, and then I grouped them to an instrument rack. By the time I got done with filtering and adding a few effects the dang mockingbird sounded like a pretty decent moog like synth. I'm calling it the Moogingbird synth. Cheesy, I know, but it actually puts out a decent and usable sound.

Sounds cool. Im waiting to get a portable recorder and sample/mangle the different kinds of electric arcs and other sounds I run into welding and fabricating shit.

I'd love to get into a factory workshop with a recorded. That's what I'm into now. My goal is to use only my own samples, within reason, and make compositions. I know I'm far from first to use my own samples, but I don't want to get stuck in preset-nation. I recorded hits on a coffee can and one of the samples has these amazing overtones. One can make listenable music with minimal waveforms. Now I need a better mic