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So a homophobic pedophile hooker with a ships steering wheel in his pants walks into a bar.

Bartender says "Hey matey, you got a ships steering wheel in your pants!"

The homophobic pedophile hooker says "I know, it's driving me nuts!!"

Spiteful? Yes. Funny? No.
Aggresively mediocre? Certainly.

Sigh, lighten up man. Life's too short.

whats the hardest part about playing chess with those old men in the park?





getting them to stand still.

So timothyallan was on his way to work the other day and he saw this sheep tangled up in some barbed-wire, I was fucking this sheep, doggy style.
timothy pulls over and says "Hey man let me git some of that!" So he proceeded to drop his pants and tangle himself up in the barbed-wire.