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shadx312 wrote:
Edit: Have you learned nothing, Swooshmasta? (Apart from your training in having thicker skin)

why should I care about your memes, they don't mean anything and they don't have any relevance in my world.

I'm sure I could learn a lot from you guys regarding music, but human interaction?! I don't think so!

Oh no? (Because internet forum = human interaction)



THIS IS A SERIOUS DISCUSSION ABOUT HIPSTERS TAKING OVER NASA

I'M TRYING TO LEARN HERE GUYS

You are always determining what is supposed to be funny or serious, when something is offensive or just a joke, and you expect someone half way around the world to follow your expectations. It doesn't make sense.

How about, since you can't actually know what is decent and what is not in a totally different cultural frame than yours, to just be a little more tolerant and a little less condescending?!

Just an idea....

I don't completely expect people to follow my expectations regardless of where they are. It isn't a cultural thing, you either get it or you don't.
If you don't get it, you can ask or you can forget about it.

Not sure what you mean by being tolerant. To be less condescending...not sure about that...and there may be a little bit of pot calling kettle here.

The thing is is when I'm feeling proper and serious it applies more to matters I consider more proper and serious, which favors more of the offline world.
It's here where I like to digest my favor towards The Absurd.

I understand you want to project a sense of proper and intelligent manner and that's normal, but it's kind of like a pastor wanting to teach the gospel in a biker bar.

Sometimes you're expecting someone to play chess with you in the middle of a dance floor and then get upset that no one wants to play, then you stick your nose in the air and say how petty society is.

I think most adults would be on your side and empathize with you but that isn't here at this point in time. It'll pass. These are dark times for the lounge.

How can one be so affected by those who say nothing?

WHAT THE FUCK IS A SWOOSHMASTA?

GODAMNIT.

Is there anything more horrifying than the thought of some bearded hipster - huffing away on top of some chick whilst his fucking beard keeps dangling in her nostrils and getting caught in her teeth.

ffs.

Awful.

It's the stuff of nightmares.

NIGHTMARES.

Nah - she'd be on top...

stringtapper wrote:I just started dating a punk rock chick who likes the shaved head plus long beard look so I'm going with that, because it's easy as fuck to maintain and I look even scarier than usual.

Let me clarify this beard thing because, you know, we're forum pals and fellow Stick players and whathaveyou.

1. All facial hair is awful. Let me say that up front.
2. At least you aren't a hipster with a hipster beard. You can both shoot a gun and skin an animal - which therefore qualifies you to have a beard.
3. In fact, there should be a test before you are allowed to sport a beard.

Now a fez? Fezzes are cool.

Pitch Black wrote:Nah - she'd be on top...

shadx312, I honest to God laughed so hard at that animated gif that I got tears in my eyes. ffs. ROFL.

I'd wear hipster clothes if I was thin, young and better looking. But I weight about 190 so I mumu with grey tees and loose shorts. I get my clothes from target........super cheap. Leaves more money for plugins and beer!

I like loop station's smileys!

LoopStationZebra wrote:

stringtapper wrote:I just started dating a punk rock chick who likes the shaved head plus long beard look so I'm going with that, because it's easy as fuck to maintain and I look even scarier than usual.

Let me clarify this beard thing because, you know, we're forum pals and fellow Stick players and whathaveyou.

1. All facial hair is awful. Let me say that up front.
2. At least you aren't a hipster with a hipster beard. You can both shoot a gun and skin an animal - which therefore qualifies you to have a beard.
3. In fact, there should be a test before you are allowed to sport a beard.

Now a fez? Fezzes are cool.

Yes all of that but NB:

1. I like to date older chicks.
2. Older chicks tend to squirt more during oral sex.
3. The beard is the perfect SQUIRTMOP.

I rest my case.