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beats me wrote:Do European football players get paid large unjustifiable amounts of money too?

oh sweet baby jesus yes.

funky shit wrote:

beats me wrote:Do European football players get paid large unjustifiable amounts of money too?

oh sweet baby jesus yes.

OK, so then can we all at least bond over the fact globally these athletes are getting paid stupid amounts of money that alone would justify alien life forms blowing our planet to bits?

I'll agree to that.

I think the alien review would go something like this:

"We've reviewed your planet's struggles and citizens and came across this. You compensate these humans what to do what, again? Choose your next words wisely."

naw.. if i was one of them i wouldnt be complaining

funky shit wrote:naw.. if i was one of them i wouldnt be complaining

But you aren't. So you should be.

beats me wrote:

funky shit wrote:naw.. if i was one of them i wouldnt be complaining

But you aren't. So you should be.

done

H20nly wrote:Oh and just so you know... the joke is the fact that I don't think you could even hang with high school kids let alone college or pros.



little man

I have hung around with pro Rugby players, was great fun.

And I'm a little man and played it against people more than twice my size, it's a pile of piss, the fat cunts can't run. Not fun when I do get tackled though.

Sage wrote:I'm a little man and played it against people more than twice my size

no shit,
check out Peter Stringer from the Irish squad:



a master of the 'ankle tap' tackle, he's also pretty handy at clasping onto the leg's of the opposition and holding on like dead weight. It's great to watch such a tiny man play with devastating consequences! Well, that's just how he tackles the big men. He's great in all other aspects of the game too.

Sage wrote:

H20nly wrote:Oh and just so you know... the joke is the fact that I don't think you could even hang with high school kids let alone college or pros.



little man

I have hung around with pro Rugby players, was great fun.

And I'm a little man and played it against people more than twice my size, it's a pile of piss, the fat cunts can't run. Not fun when I do get tackled though.

that wasn't directed at you. it was for the little man with the inferiority (Napoleon) complex.

dum wrote:

Sage wrote:I'm a little man and played it against people more than twice my size

no shit,
check out Peter Stringer from the Irish squad:



a master of the 'ankle tap' tackle, he's also pretty handy at clasping onto the leg's of the opposition and holding on like dead weight. It's great to watch such a tiny man play with devastating consequences! Well, that's just how he tackles the big men. He's great in all other aspects of the game too.

Your enthusiasm regarding this picture is disturbing me.

spermcrapper wrote: Your enthusiasm regarding this picture is disturbing me.

kool

Although I can't say I was all that enthused when typing it.
Perhaps one exclamation mark is one too many ?

stringtapper wrote: Your enthusiasm regarding this picture is disturbing me.

lol. Indeed. A lot of talk of clasping and hand holding and tackling and tickling and legs and ankles tiny and Man-Boy....

just admit it, that lil guy makes you hard

dum wrote:check out Peter Stringer from the Irish squad:

I'm jerking off right now. I'm typing this with a wooden stick I'm holding between my teeth.