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Pitch Black wrote:

forge wrote: scum . . . SCUM . . . shagging . . . twats . . . banging . . . underpants . . . feel . . . wanky . . . fools . . . Bono . . . cock . . . nymphomaniac . . . shag . . . stupid . . . And that was the world according to Forge this night, Friday 16th of June 2006.

You're not Forge!!! You're an imposter!!!! What have you done with Forge!!!!!!





Oh, and back on topic, my wife doesn't mind me staying up to all hours on the computer because at least then I'm not snoring in her ear...

yes, a rather silly mood tonight......

forge wrote:

brightonalex wrote: she's the rich one, the rent I pay her is PEANUTS to her. PEANUTS.

that is why you are scum to her. SCUM,

you will never do good with this one, she is probably already shagging the flashy eaton educated Hugh Grant twats she comes across in her well to do wealthy life while you sit at home banging out tunes on your computer in your underpants.

Face it, if she has money she will never be happy with you and you will never feel adequate. She will be drinking 1982 bordeaux with her wanky fools of friends who tell her she can do so much better.

Music and money dont mix unless you've already made it, then you can mix with Richard Branson, Bill clinton and Bono and she will come round and suck your cock, but you wont let her and she will feel foolish for trying.

Give up now and find one of these mythical women we keep hearing about that apparently do really exist who buy synths and talk about envelope generators. Only then will you be happy.

Either that or a nymphomaniac with a really busy life who will shag you stupid and then leave you alone to do music.

And that was the world according to Forge this night, Friday 16th of June 2006.

You're not Forge. You ARE an imposter!

The Forge I know would never be that cynical, nasty and hurtful to a relationship and people he doesn't even know!

hambone1 wrote:You're not Forge. You ARE an imposter!

The Forge I know would never be that cynical, nasty and hurtful to a relationship and people he doesn't even know!

aww come on, it was meant to be funny, I'm sure brightonalex took it in the humour it was intended!

and it was also based on other cynical comments he'd made earlier - like her telling him to wither away etc....he painted the scene, I just did the bowl of fruit on the table....

forge wrote:

hambone1 wrote:You're not Forge. You ARE an imposter!

The Forge I know would never be that cynical, nasty and hurtful to a relationship and people he doesn't even know!

aww come on, it was meant to be funny, I'm sure brightonalex took it in the humour it was intended!

and it was also based on other cynical comments he'd made earlier - like her telling him to wither away etc....he painted the scene, I just did the bowl of fruit on the table....

You gave him a fruit bowl?

that's a very nice thing to do.

it's also a very gay thing to do.

www.urbandictionary.com defines a fruit bowl as

1. fruit bowl

when a naked man places his cock and balls between his legs so that they appear to be a banana and two plums in a fruit bowl when seen from behind.

You've got more issues than me

It's puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again...

Put the Lotion in the FUCKING BASKET!

- I'm playing Lambs

djadonis206 wrote:

forge wrote:

hambone1 wrote:You're not Forge. You ARE an imposter!

The Forge I know would never be that cynical, nasty and hurtful to a relationship and people he doesn't even know!

aww come on, it was meant to be funny, I'm sure brightonalex took it in the humour it was intended!

and it was also based on other cynical comments he'd made earlier - like her telling him to wither away etc....he painted the scene, I just did the bowl of fruit on the table....

You gave him a fruit bowl?

that's a very nice thing to do.

it's also a very gay thing to do.

www.urbandictionary.com defines a fruit bowl as

1. fruit bowl

when a naked man places his cock and balls between his legs so that they appear to be a banana and two plums in a fruit bowl when seen from behind.

You've got more issues than me

It's puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again...

Put the Lotion in the FUCKING BASKET!

- I'm playing Lambs

the fact that you know all that is far weirder!

You'd probably give up everything you know as reality if you knew what I knew, or know or whatever

djadonis206 wrote:You'd probably give up everything you know as reality if you knew what I knew, or know or whatever

I dont know much as reality - aren't we in some weird computer matrix with scary men in suits disolving into phones?

My gf is perfect in so many ways but she needs undivided attention any time she is around me which is as much as possible. She doesn't understand me. I don't want to live like a caged animal and I don't want her to be with me if she is unhappy with me. She deserves to be happy! I think, as much as it will hurt and as much as I will miss her, I am going to have to let her go. It will be the hardest thing I have ever done because she is a great person, by far the best I have ever been with, and seeing her cry will crush me, but I have been going around and around about this for awhile and I beleive it will make us both happier in the future. We share an apartment together, which helps financially, and have purchased a lot of furniture together, which will have to be divided. Our lease ends in October and as she is thinking of the next place we are going to live, I am thinking of the next place I am going to live. We have to give a 60 day move-out notice so I plan to tell her then which means we will be living together for 2 months under those circumstances. Not looking forward to that, but it has to be done. I have 1 month to possibly change my mind and I am making a strong attempt. I quit my day job (Im, lucky, not an option for most). For the first time I am relying 100% on my DJ income to keep me above water. I plan to work on music all day while she is at work. So it should be out of my system allowing me to spend evenings with her. I think it will help a lot but I still worry about the travel aspect in the future and her ability to handle that. She deserves what she wants in a man and because of my obsession, I am different than most. I also worry because when we are together, what she wants to do and what i want to do are ALWAYS different... This adds to my feelings that it is soon to be over. I'm not sure if I will be ready to settle down until I feel I have truly established myself in this career. I hope to meet someone when traveling... The perfect fit is out there somewhere. Until then I will survive with condoms and random phycho chicks.

The 1st post is almost a carbon copy of what its like for me. My chick moans all the time about me doing my music, she would rather me sitting on the sofa watching some crap that she likes than me doing something i like!!

And she polishs my kit using furniture polish which drives me up the fucking wall!! Told her loads of times not to do it as its expensive kit.....£1000 for a djm800 and she dont care!

Ive told her a few times that she knew what i was into before she moved in, so shape up or ship out.....

Ive wanted to get this off my chest for ages!!

macca wrote: And she polishs my kit using furniture polish which drives me up the fucking wall!! Told her loads of times not to do it as its expensive kit.....£1000 for a djm800 and she dont care!

This is easy guys, just get her involved in the studio cleaning chores!

mikemc wrote:these diagrams may help illustrate several key issues:




For all intents and purposes, the "T.V. and Remote Control Addiction Center" is the area also motivating the male towards electronic music activity, wheras in the female it is shopping.

So, coordinate your music activities to occur during those periods in which her urges compel her to go shopping.

This is hilarious!

hell, get a girlfriend whos a musician, problem solved.

no girlfriend = no problem

anything else is just a compromise - you decide

Personally - I'd rather die accomplishing my objectives friction free and potentially dealing with the side effects of loneliness (which is about 5 - 30 minutes a month) than...

...accomplishing the same objectives and feeling guilty that I'm not giving a significant other the time and consideration they deserve.

- r

ps. note how I didn't transfer any of this scenario to the significant other - it's not their fault