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Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 6:31 pm
by nebulae
sparklepuff wrote:ethios4 wrote:Another good trick depending on your social scene is to buy one of the lighters with a naked guy on posing on it...most people don't want to hang on to a lighter with a naked dude on it!
That won't work if I'm around. I steal
ALL lighters with naked men on them. The higher the quantity of naked + men, the more likely it is I'm going to steal it from you.
I can verify this, as I've seen him do it...but what's really disturbing is first the drag he takes when lighting up a fag with one of those naked-man lighters.
Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 6:34 pm
by sparklepuff
Blasphemy, I wouldn't think of setting a fag on fire.
Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 7:24 pm
by beats me
nebulae wrote:beats me wrote:Even nonsmokers should carry a lighter. The smoking section is the best place to meet women, second only to the dance floor.
They only want you for your butane.
No. It's because they know you are one stressed out individual and angry sex is the best sex.
Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 7:37 pm
by nebulae
beats me wrote:nebulae wrote:beats me wrote:Even nonsmokers should carry a lighter. The smoking section is the best place to meet women, second only to the dance floor.
They only want you for your butane.
No. It's because they know you are one stressed out individual and angry sex is the best sex.
That's true - it's good while it lasts...and then comes the empty feeling of objectification, emotionless fornication, and disconnection from the collective human soul. Carry on.
Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 7:39 pm
by sparklepuff
My parole officer always warns me, "There's a fine line between angry sex and rape. Think about that next time."
Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 7:41 pm
by nebulae
sparklepuff wrote:My parole officer always warns me, "There's a fine line between angry sex and rape. Think about that next time."
It's not rape if it's up the bum.
Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 7:43 pm
by sparklepuff
nebulae wrote:sparklepuff wrote:My parole officer always warns me, "There's a fine line between angry sex and rape. Think about that next time."
It's not rape if it's up the bum.
Holy crap, I was unaware of that. Another excellent reason, folks, to always consult your lawyer. They know every poophole, excuse me, loophole there is.
Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 7:55 pm
by nebulae
sparklepuff wrote:Holy crap, I was unaware of that. Another excellent reason, folks, to always consult your lawyer. They know every poophole, excuse me, loophole there is.
I think it's very safe to say that if there's a hole, lawyers have fucked it.
Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 8:49 pm
by ethios4
I'm using this great moment in this great thread to quietly announce that today is my birthday!
Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 8:50 pm
by leedsquietman
not guilty m'lud.
and happy b'day ethios.
did you steal the lighter and hope for clemency given it's your birthday
Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 8:53 pm
by sparklepuff
Happy Birthday
Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 9:00 pm
by ethios4
shaaaaaawiiiiiing!!!!!
Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 10:18 pm
by Stigmama
Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 11:03 pm
by nebulae
ethios4 wrote:I'm using this great moment in this great thread to quietly announce that today is my birthday!
You silly silly man, you must proclaim such events with the subtlety of a sledgehammer!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Many many congratultions, youngling! May you have many more years to come!
*HUGS*
Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 11:29 pm
by massiveheadpain
all your stoner buddies steal your lighters
