Any female Ableton users out there?

sporkles · Post by **sporkles** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 1:02 pm

rozling wrote:Too early to call troll on this one?

Possibly, but it's not too early to call moron.

ollyb303 · Post by **ollyb303** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 1:09 pm

beatpoet wrote:

Who holds a beer like that?

Looks like a boy as well.

funky shit · Post by **funky shit** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 1:23 pm

404

THERE ARE NO WOMAN ON TEH INTERNETZ!!!!!111!

rozling · Post by **rozling** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 1:56 pm

lol ^

ollyb303 wrote:
beatpoet wrote:
Who holds a beer like that?

Looks like a boy as well.

Harsh! The beer holding reminds me of the time MOTU boiled Fergie's arm:

ollyb303 · Post by **ollyb303** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 2:20 pm

Yeah, maybe a bit harsh...

Still, bloody silly way to hold a beer.

Opus · Post by **Opus** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 2:27 pm

leedsquietman wrote:No problems, when you've been married for 8 years, like me, this forum is a welcome estrogen free zone, no nagging, doesn't bore me with details about what is 'cute' in the IKEA catalogue or Stephanie's wedding or Jennifer's home renovations for hours on end, etc

Just kidding. Darling !! (ouch, receives hard slap to head from said missus, who informed me I'm sleeping on the basement sofa tonight...). Opus, if you wanna meet a woman, spend less time on internet forums for Live geeks and get out to a bar or two.

yeah, been to the bars, that's why i'm on here lookin. plus, i'm just curious how many chicks actually have a clue about music tech. u must agree, it'd be kinda nice to meet some chicks with the same interests. and to the fool who says there's no chicks on the internet, what planet do u live on? all the hoe's are on the internet. who do you think are the number one users on myspace? and they think they're stars, makes me sick.

twisted-space · Post by **twisted-space** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 2:37 pm

Opus wrote: all the hoe's are on the internet. who do you think are the number one users on myspace? and they think they're stars, makes me sick.

Perhaps this attitude is why you're on here looking for "chicks"?

beats me · Post by **beats me** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 2:55 pm

Way to have the balls and originality to ask the question that's already been asked on every square inch of the planet and every web site that has ever allowed public posting. Nothing quite attracts women and springboards meaningful relationships like "Where you at?". This should be a sticky. Wait no, this should be an entirely new section on the board.

What I meant to say was

crumhorn · Post by **crumhorn** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 3:07 pm

Opus wrote:... all the hoe's are on the internet...

I've got a hoe in my garden shed - so they can't all be on t'internet.

dcease · Post by **dcease** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 3:12 pm

there's a shitload of bitches right here on this forum... i'd say 90% of the regs.

Mr Man · Post by **Mr Man** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 4:05 pm

i remember some woman on here once ranting about all this sexist shite

i'll dig it up

Johnny Beat · Post by **Johnny Beat** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 4:25 pm

crumhorn wrote:
Opus wrote:... all the hoe's are on the internet...
I've got a hoe in my garden shed - so they can't all be on t'internet.

ROFL

Opus · Post by **Opus** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 10:39 pm

twisted-space wrote:
Opus wrote: all the hoe's are on the internet. who do you think are the number one users on myspace? and they think they're stars, makes me sick.
Perhaps this attitude is why you're on here looking for "chicks"?

You think these girls who put pictures of their booties n tattas all over myspace are anything to respect?
All the girls i've dated never deserved the respect I gave them. They even said it themselves. The problem is all you wussies and homo's don't know how to tell a woman how to be the woman she's supposed to be. IT'S A CULTURE PROBLEM. And guess who suffers, the children. Our culture praises whores, so what do you think we get? It's a runaway landslide.
Trust me, there are still cultures out there in the world who frown on that, and still have family structure and values. Then, all you homo's say, oh, that's abuse towards women. YOU KNOW WHAT I SAY TO THAT? Our culture NEGLECTS children and EXPLOITS women. The majority of modern women use their children as a means to attain financial gains. Our culture is a disgrace. You want a "good" woman in this country, get an immigrant, one who hasn't been Americanized. Otherwise, get a prenuptial agreement, put her on the pay, and look the other way when she bangs the neighbor guy, or bangs the neighbor lady. And just pray that your pecker doesn't fall off from some STD.

Opus · Post by **Opus** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 10:43 pm

I've been on the streets, but what i need is a hot geek who's a freak in the sheets.

ya feel meh?

LOL