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Re: How To Use The iPhone To Avoid People You Don't Like
Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 4:32 pm
by maxmin
nebulae wrote:Easy...when walking past the person you don't like in the hallway, just pull out the iPhone as though it has just buzzed you with a new sms/im/email. Then look intently into the phone while you walk on by. No need to avert eyes or any of the other high school nonsense you normally pull...a much more mature way to avoid eye contact. In fact, the more intently you look into the phone, the more legitimate your eye-contact-aversion. Hell, you don't even have to turn the phone on, as we all know how the battery life sux ass, so might as well conserve juice.
More useful tips coming soon to a totally unmoderated music forum near you.
I suggest you make an iPhone-Application out of your idea - introductory price $0,99. i would buy it...
Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 4:37 pm
by Pitch Black
Why should I buy an iPhone when I can ignore you all just fine now?
See.
Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 4:38 pm
by nebulae
Paddy, you are clearly the only man with real balls in the entire country of New Zealand.
Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 4:40 pm
by OvertoneZero
I have a small button sewn into the into the cuff of my right sleeve. When I need to escape, I discretely press the button and it remotely triggers the incoming call ring on my iPhone. If this is not enough of a segueway, I have one of those spring-loaded dagger things hidden up my left sleeve.
Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 4:43 pm
by nebulae
ok dude, no need to kill people you don't like it...geez talk about over...umm...kill
Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 4:54 pm
by Pitch Black
nebulae wrote:Paddy, you are clearly the only man with real balls in the entire country of New Zealand.
[img]TOO%20RUDE[/img]
Me. And Friend.
Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 4:55 pm
by nebulae
I am in udder disbelief!
Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 4:57 pm
by ollyb303
badum-bum-tsh!
Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 4:57 pm
by Pitch Black
No... It's true. Me, chatting with [REDACTED]
Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 4:58 pm
by nebulae
were you blinded by science?
Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 5:02 pm
by Pitch Black
knackered, more like
anyway, I'm still ignoring you.
yup.
mmm hmmm
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Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 5:03 pm
by nebulae
I'm still in suspense.
Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 5:04 pm
by pixelbox
HOW? I dunno..HOW?
HOW?
Are you there? Please tell me!!!!
How do you?
Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 5:07 pm
by Pitch Black
oops - retro-edit wormhole alert!
Let me answer your question... with a question.
Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 5:09 pm
by nebulae
"Allow myself to introduce...myself."
-Austin Powers