Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 1:46 am
cringe
Is that a new genre?aqua_tek wrote:cringe
Does this box have some of those dope wicked cringe samples?
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Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 2:37 am
Does this box have some of those dope wicked cringe samples?
Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 4:05 am
yes, it ships with a demo library called CringeKore Beatz and ShudderStep Jamz
Part of the SpineChillin' Freaky Flowerz Kollektion
Ya feel me dawg
Part of the SpineChillin' Freaky Flowerz Kollektion
Ya feel me dawg
Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 4:50 am
i think i live in the same neighborhood as the design and marketing team.Homebelly wrote:Being at that design and marketing meeting would have been a blast.Tone Deft wrote:Sleek design and styling with customizable “Paintz” and “Grillz”that's so hip hop
the whole 'hip hop' misspelling and marketing thing is just condescending.
they also breed pitbulls.
not really a blast.
Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 8:00 am
all i learned from that video and website was that someone, somewhere, just got an A+ in their trade school "New Media Production" certificate program.
that thang will never see the light of day.
that thang will never see the light of day.
UPDATE:
Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 7:30 pm
UPDATE: awesome thread going on over at HC about this box, complete with feedback from tha Kangz themselvez. if you're at work and want a good laugh i recommend peeping this isht. i think i just LOL'd in my pantz! ya heard?
http://acapella.harmony-central.com/for ... ?t=2206873
http://acapella.harmony-central.com/for ... ?t=2206873
Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 7:48 pm
Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 7:49 pm
wow sounds like alot of lowball shit going on over there and I'm not talking about the people making this product, it sounds like alot of the folks are just taking shots at these people. I don't know them and dirty south music is not my cup of tea but if I was them I'd say fuck you to everybody in that thread and just make the damn thing for myself.
btw the more and more I read the specs it sounds like it's competition isn't an mpc but more like the new linndrum that's be out one day, with features like individual sequence length, and all of the realtime features. if they actualy make this thing and cheaper than a mpc 2500 like they say and if it performs well it will be very much an uppercut to the industry.
i'm trying to find somebody to take me to namm so i can get a looksy
btw the more and more I read the specs it sounds like it's competition isn't an mpc but more like the new linndrum that's be out one day, with features like individual sequence length, and all of the realtime features. if they actualy make this thing and cheaper than a mpc 2500 like they say and if it performs well it will be very much an uppercut to the industry.
i'm trying to find somebody to take me to namm so i can get a looksy
Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 7:51 pm
That thread = 
Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 8:03 pm
What a retarded promo video for that.
The guy kicks over the garbage can => develops a sampler.
The guy kicks over the garbage can => develops a sampler.
Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 8:07 pm
retarded promo vids, but yes, hella cool to drop a product like that!
From the specs posted, like 2 headphone outputs, it looks like they've really made a cool, PORTABLE product, for sure.
Next interesting thing: Price point! If it's in the mpc-500 region then it's a REALLY interesting release!
From the specs posted, like 2 headphone outputs, it looks like they've really made a cool, PORTABLE product, for sure.
Next interesting thing: Price point! If it's in the mpc-500 region then it's a REALLY interesting release!
Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 8:08 pm
that thread is GREAT!!
Beat Kangs are tools. no price, no real demo, just some asshat with an attitude, seriously clueless. I liked the one comment about letting the product speak for itself, the mpc wasn't a hip hop machine until that community embraced it on its own. 'grillz'... wegro please!!!
Beat Kangs are tools. no price, no real demo, just some asshat with an attitude, seriously clueless. I liked the one comment about letting the product speak for itself, the mpc wasn't a hip hop machine until that community embraced it on its own. 'grillz'... wegro please!!!
Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 8:25 pm
hey i'm not saying the product is shit, no one's seen it yet. but you can't argue that they might try to represent themselves a little better. i'm all for the entrepreneurial spirit but a startup, trying to break into hardware no less. would be wise to show a little more tact or proffeshinalizm. they need a website makeover and maybe a PR person. after all, the thang does come loaded with over 3000+ bangin ass soundz! mercy, mercy, mercy.
TEXTHANG
Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 8:47 pm
yo for all you word procezzing headz out there! introducing the Texthang!
this piece is loaded with 26 BANGIN ASS LETTERZ! and ALL single digitz, even zeero!!! phuck messin' wit expenzive printer ink and USB cablez. every character is instantly accessible from the hammer action keyz!!! don't get played by beatz per minutes, we're reppin WORDZ PER MINUTE!
QWERTY for WORDY, ya heardy?!
this piece is loaded with 26 BANGIN ASS LETTERZ! and ALL single digitz, even zeero!!! phuck messin' wit expenzive printer ink and USB cablez. every character is instantly accessible from the hammer action keyz!!! don't get played by beatz per minutes, we're reppin WORDZ PER MINUTE!
QWERTY for WORDY, ya heardy?!
Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 9:07 pm
How has noone mentioned that the feature set he posted is unreal if it is actually true.