Lets play pin the tail on the douche bag laddies!!

liveISlife · Post by **liveISlife** » Tue Apr 07, 2009 3:26 am

If by douche bag you mean cleverly hilarious I would have to vote for Big T(which i did). His only rival would be that landrover guy. I wish he would come back. Really we are all douche bags in one way or another so who the fuck cares.

condra · Post by **condra** » Tue Apr 07, 2009 3:52 am

nathannn · Post by **nathannn** » Tue Apr 07, 2009 4:06 am

i love these types of threads they are so much more exciting than the "whats the best soft synth " or the "do you guys think shity electronic shit is going to be around in the future".

condra · Post by **condra** » Tue Apr 07, 2009 4:14 am

liveISlife · Post by **liveISlife** » Tue Apr 07, 2009 4:19 am

condra wrote:

Douche bag

liveISlife · Post by **liveISlife** » Tue Apr 07, 2009 4:19 am

condra wrote:

Douche bag

liveISlife · Post by **liveISlife** » Tue Apr 07, 2009 4:20 am

longjohns · Post by **longjohns** » Tue Apr 07, 2009 4:26 am

dush pikle x99999999

aisling · Post by **aisling** » Tue Apr 07, 2009 5:03 am

Anybody who had the lyrics from "ocean" from janes addiction, on their signature, and likes Barney's burgers, has to be cool.......in my book

timothyallan · Post by **timothyallan** » Tue Apr 07, 2009 5:26 am

TD is my co-pilot.

Emissary · Post by **Emissary** » Tue Apr 07, 2009 8:13 am

b0unce · Post by **b0unce** » Tue Apr 07, 2009 10:47 am

mongoloid by choice wrote:
b0unce wrote:
Sigmong Freud wrote:people only go through this kind of effort (starting a new profile to troll with) if someone proved them wrong in front of everyone
The brain has spoken, so let it be written.
At least I'm smart enough not to waste my time on over 5000 forum posts of pure bullshit

ha! That's not what it's looking like so far. Seems to me you got a penchant for starting 'daddy didn't hug me enough' type threads, and you got nearly three years of catching up to do. Infact, I'm looking forward to every single bullshit post you may make from here on in

UKRuss · Post by **UKRuss** » Tue Apr 07, 2009 11:48 am

Alright, dig it

[ VERSE 1 ]
Cold coolin at a bar, and I'm lookin for some action
But like Mike Jagger said, I can't get no satisfaction
The girls are all around, but none of them wanna get with me
My threads are fresh and I'm lookin def, yo, what's up with L-o-c?
The girls is all jockin at the other end of the bar
Havin drinks with some no-name chump, when they know that I'm the star
So I got up and strolled over to the other side of the cantina
I asked the guy, Why you so fly? he said, Funky Cold Medina

Funky Cold Medina

[ VERSE 2 ]
This brother told me a secret on how to get more chicks
Put a little Medina in your glass, and the girls'll come real quick
It's better than any alcohol or aphrodisiac
A couple of sips of this love potion, and she'll be on your lap
So I gave some to my dog when he began to beg
Then he licked his bowl and he looked at me and did the wild thing on my leg
He used to scratch and bite me, before he was much much meaner
But now all the poodles run to my house for the Funky Cold Medina

You know what I'm sayin?
I got every dog in my neighborhood breakin down my door
I got Spuds McKenzie
Alex from Stroh's
They won't leave my dog alone with that Medina, pal

[ VERSE 3 ]
I went up to this girl, she said, Hi, my name is Sheena
I thought she'd be good to go with a little Funky Cold Medina
She said, I'd like a drink, I said, Ehm - ok, I'll go get it
Then a couple sips she cold licked her lips, and I knew that she was with it
So I took her to my crib, and everything went well as planned
But when she got undressed, it was a big old mess, Sheena was a man
So I threw him out, I don't fool around with no Oscar Meyer wiener
You must be sure that the girl is pure for the Funky Cold Medina

You know, ain't no plans with a man
This is the 80's, and I'm down with the ladies
Ya know?

Break it down

[ VERSE 4 ]
Back in the saddle, lookin for a little affection
I took a shot as a contestant on _The Love Connection_
The audience voted, and you know they picked a winner
I took my date to the Hilton for Medina and some dinner
She had a few drinks, I'm thinkin soon what I'll be gettin
Instead she started talkin 'bout plans for our weddin
I said, Wait, slow down, love, not so fast says, I'll be seein ya
That's why I found you don't play around with the Funky Cold Medina

Ya know what I'm sayin
That Medina's a monster, y'all

Funky Cold Medina

UKRuss · Post by **UKRuss** » Tue Apr 07, 2009 11:50 am

How can anyone who writes such lyrics be a douchebag?

oh....I thought it said Tone Loc...

No, no TD is fine and dandy.

but shit at poker.

logic_user99 · Post by **logic_user99** » Tue Apr 07, 2009 12:07 pm

TBH, if there was even a chance of being hit by the splashback of a ladies' special area cleansing session... hell, I'd stand back!

OH! You don't mean douche... you're taking the piss out of someone! Riiiight.

Lets play pin the tail on the douche bag laddies!!

Who's the biggest douche bag my little lovlies?

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