Weird, House DJ pool party at my apartment complex

[starving student]

no man, I'm just trying to get you laid. shit, you are getting old.

Thanks man, appreciated.

I always like when an alpha male (not saying you are one) is "going to help get you laid". They usually start with that intention but at some point their alpha kicks in, they end up cock blocking you, and then letting you know how you fucked it all up.

"You need to be all smooth and do......"

"Oh, so I need to do basically what you in fact did while I was right in front of her and she started paying attention to you instead of me?"

"Man, you lagged."

"I had only talked to her for like 2 minutes at that point."

"Exactly. Don't worry. We'll get you laid."