Theres a REAL demon in my house!!!!

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Re: Theres a REAL demon in my house!!!!

Post by crumhorn » Fri Sep 18, 2009 9:25 am

Check the OP's profile. Maybe he IS The Reaper!
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Re: Theres a REAL demon in my house!!!!

Post by Suicide Server » Fri Sep 18, 2009 9:35 am

seems like he suddely disappeared back to hell :twisted:

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Re: Theres a REAL demon in my house!!!!

Post by Martyn » Fri Sep 18, 2009 11:31 am

Will there be an exorcism module in M4L? I seem to remember reading something like that that on the C74 site.

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Re: Theres a REAL demon in my house!!!!

Post by alex.the.forge » Fri Sep 18, 2009 11:47 am

zeropoint wrote:Oh for lord's sake guys.....it's hype for Reaper, a new super cheap DAW...
if that's true then it's the best guerrilla marketing I've ever heard. That post was fantastic and I'd be tempted to join Sparklepuff.

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Re: Theres a REAL demon in my house!!!!

Post by nathannn » Fri Sep 18, 2009 11:53 am

alex.the.forge wrote:
zeropoint wrote:Oh for lord's sake guys.....it's hype for Reaper, a new super cheap DAW...
if that's true then it's the best guerrilla marketing I've ever heard. That post was fantastic and I'd be tempted to join Sparklepuff.
the marketing is better than the daw.
reaper sucks!!!
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Re: Theres a REAL demon in my house!!!!

Post by mdb » Fri Sep 18, 2009 11:57 am

Thats not a demon.

YOU ARE IN THE MIDST OF A SHAQ ATTACK!
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Re: Theres a REAL demon in my house!!!!

Post by Hidden Driveways » Fri Sep 18, 2009 1:53 pm

FEAR_THE_REAPER wrote: This morning i went down stairs to get some food, and he was sitting at my kitchen table staring at me...
Was he eating a bowl of your Cap'n Crunch? Because if he was eating your Cap'n Crunch I would call the fucking cops.

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Re: Theres a REAL demon in my house!!!!

Post by friend_kami » Fri Sep 18, 2009 1:54 pm

FEAR_THE_REAPER wrote:I'm not crazy,

i disagree.

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Re: Theres a REAL demon in my house!!!!

Post by musikmachine » Fri Sep 18, 2009 2:25 pm

Hidden Driveways wrote:
FEAR_THE_REAPER wrote: This morning i went down stairs to get some food, and he was sitting at my kitchen table staring at me...
Was he eating a bowl of your Cap'n Crunch? Because if he was eating your Cap'n Crunch I would call the fucking cops.
:lol: nevermind the fact that there's demon from hell sitting in my kitchen.

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Re: Theres a REAL demon in my house!!!!

Post by friend_kami » Fri Sep 18, 2009 2:43 pm

musikmachine wrote:
Hidden Driveways wrote:
FEAR_THE_REAPER wrote: This morning i went down stairs to get some food, and he was sitting at my kitchen table staring at me...
Was he eating a bowl of your Cap'n Crunch? Because if he was eating your Cap'n Crunch I would call the fucking cops.
:lol: nevermind the fact that there's demon from hell sitting in my kitchen.
if there is, then why would he bother with you?

what makes you so special that a demon would want to haunt you?

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Re: Theres a REAL demon in my house!!!!

Post by Suicide Server » Fri Sep 18, 2009 2:47 pm

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what makes you so special that a demon would want to haunt you?[/quote]

Maybe he has Live 8.05 and an APC40 :lol:

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Re: Theres a REAL demon in my house!!!!

Post by alex.the.forge » Fri Sep 18, 2009 3:17 pm

friend_kami wrote:
musikmachine wrote: :lol: nevermind the fact that there's demon from hell sitting in my kitchen.
if there is, then why would he bother with you?

what makes you so special that a demon would want to haunt you?
maybe you have one too but just can't see it?

DO you ever get the sensation there is someone standing right behind you? what about right now?

you looked didn't you! :D

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Re: Theres a REAL demon in my house!!!!

Post by musikmachine » Fri Sep 18, 2009 3:21 pm

friend_kami wrote:if there is, then why would he bother with you?

what makes you so special that a demon would want to haunt you?
I think it would be more a case of the demon letting oyu know it wants you the fuck out of it's house. It was probably there a long time before he came along. Other than that i don't know, maybe it just wanted a bowl of Cap'n Crunch.

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Re: Theres a REAL demon in my house!!!!

Post by musikmachine » Fri Sep 18, 2009 3:21 pm

double post.

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Re: Theres a REAL demon in my house!!!!

Post by friend_kami » Fri Sep 18, 2009 3:42 pm

alex.the.forge wrote:
friend_kami wrote:
musikmachine wrote: :lol: nevermind the fact that there's demon from hell sitting in my kitchen.
if there is, then why would he bother with you?

what makes you so special that a demon would want to haunt you?
maybe you have one too but just can't see it?

DO you ever get the sensation there is someone standing right behind you? what about right now?

you looked didn't you! :D
umm. actually no i didnt.
i dont believe in demons, nor ghosts.
heres something for you to ponder upon:

how come a ghost also has clothing that is part of the ghost?
also: how come a ghost can walk through materials, such as walls etc, but not fall through the floor?

also: how come you always have to ahve a priest to sort these things out?
if ghosts were real, wouldnt they affect all people regardless of faith etc?
its not like cristianity has a patent on delaing with them, right?

supersticious idiots is what it is.
i believe in facts, not myths and hearsay.
if you would prove that ghosts are real via extensive scientific testing, then id believe it.
unfortunately you cant, since ghosts only appears when noone is around.

i mean, if you were a ghost and you wanted someone out of the house, wouldnt you haunt EVERYONE at ALL Times then, to make SURE they know that the house is haunted?

i would. not play hide and seek and only come pop out on rare occasions and possibly only popout so that you cant really decide whether or not it was actually there.
i would just run out and go "BOOOO HERE I AM, SEE!? A REAL FUCKING GHOST. YES; ITS HAUNTED NOW GET THE FUCK OUT, ALL OF YOU!"

man, people have too much imagination these days.

"ohnoes, this 100year old WOOD house made a CREEKING SOUND! it must be a GHOST!"
hmm, could be possibly be that the house is 100 years old and made of wood, something that is prone to natural decomposition. a tree creeks before it breaks, so does a house.

could also be the fact that you have animals living in that house.

the other day i saw some idiots that walked into an abandoned air craft hanger that is supposedly haunted. then it made a sound, so naturally they started screaming at the top of their lungs, and they were SUPRISED that it continued to make sounds.

well, no wonder. hasnt been a single soul there in decades, then they come there and scare the shit out of the small animals living there, screaming around and making the nearly completely demolished poor hanger squeak, and nearly brought the place down..

idiots,the lot of them.

conclusion: no, you dont have a demon wathcing you, you have a vivid imagination.
if i were you i would seek help.
perhaps you are suffering from sleep paralysis or something.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_paralysis

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