Have you ever jizzed on a partner whilst they were asleep?

squelcht · Post by **squelcht** » Wed Dec 02, 2009 5:30 pm

ThrowAway wrote:Ive always wondered and this seems like the right thread to ask......... if you jizzed in a hot frying pan, would it cook like egg whites?

Now thats just fuct up

LoopStationZebra · Post by **LoopStationZebra** » Wed Dec 02, 2009 5:32 pm

ThrowAway wrote:if you jizzed in a hot frying pan, would it cook like egg whites?

Mine didn't. The jizz leaped out of the frying pan just like that scene in The Thing when they do the blood test with the hot wire.

Tone Deft · Post by **Tone Deft** » Wed Dec 02, 2009 5:33 pm

two forumites, one frying pan.

squelcht · Post by **squelcht** » Wed Dec 02, 2009 5:37 pm

Tone Deft wrote:two forumites, one frying pan.

Suicide Server · Post by **Suicide Server** » Wed Dec 02, 2009 5:44 pm

I really start to like you guys

Bleep Blop Ima Robot · Post by **Bleep Blop Ima Robot** » Wed Dec 02, 2009 5:46 pm

this stuff just reminds me of the Japanese people who run around in public jizzing on womens shoulders, pretty funny.

Android Bishop · Post by **Android Bishop** » Wed Dec 02, 2009 5:54 pm

Bleep Blop Ima Robot wrote:this stuff just reminds me of the Japanese people who run around in public jizzing on womens shoulders, pretty funny.

you gotta be pretty damn quick on the draw for that to work. unless the women are asleep on a park bench or something

ThrowAway · Post by **ThrowAway** » Wed Dec 02, 2009 5:56 pm

Bleep Blop Ima Robot wrote:this stuff just reminds me of the Japanese people who run around in public jizzing on womens shoulders, pretty funny.

If thats legal Im moving to japan.

Tone Deft · Post by **Tone Deft** » Wed Dec 02, 2009 5:57 pm

this makes me want to move to Japan.

http://www.break.com/index/japanese-hum ... slide.html <--- human slip and slide

Emissary · Post by **Emissary** » Wed Dec 02, 2009 6:18 pm

Tone Deft wrote:this makes me want to move to Japan.

http://www.break.com/index/japanese-hum ... slide.html <--- human slip and slide

crumhorn · Post by **crumhorn** » Wed Dec 02, 2009 6:33 pm

A bit of Brass Eye -> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ER0zKTGI2g8

leisuremuffin · Post by **leisuremuffin** » Wed Dec 02, 2009 7:37 pm

ThrowAway wrote:Ive always wondered and this seems like the right thread to ask......... if you jizzed in a hot frying pan, would it cook like egg whites?

yes, it does.

.lm.

ethios4 · Post by **ethios4** » Wed Dec 02, 2009 9:30 pm

^^ There's a whole world of culinary delights to be explored there. Right now there are fast food cooks all over the world being unjustly condemned for using their genius to push the world of cooking into new territory...in the future they will be hailed as heroes!

Cool Character · Post by **Cool Character** » Wed Dec 02, 2009 9:53 pm

ethios4 wrote:^^ There's a whole world of culinary delights...

Stopped reading there.

But I did lol.

leisuremuffin · Post by **leisuremuffin** » Wed Dec 02, 2009 10:04 pm

I'm sure that the first brave soul to try caviar was called insane for doing it.

Somewhere out there, the next big culinary discovery is waiting. I've made many efforts, but small minded people are always trying to slow me down with their hang ups. I'm not even allowed to come within 1000 feet of petting zoos in my home country anymore.

.lm.

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