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Re: Have you ever jizzed on a partner whilst they were asleep?
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 5:30 pm
by squelcht
ThrowAway wrote:Ive always wondered and this seems like the right thread to ask......... if you jizzed in a hot frying pan, would it cook like egg whites?
Now thats just fuct up
Re: Have you ever jizzed on a partner whilst they were asleep?
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 5:32 pm
by LoopStationZebra
ThrowAway wrote:if you jizzed in a hot frying pan, would it cook like egg whites?
Mine didn't. The jizz leaped out of the frying pan just like that scene in The Thing when they do the blood test with the hot wire.
Re: Have you ever jizzed on a partner whilst they were asleep?
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 5:33 pm
by Tone Deft
two forumites, one frying pan.
Re: Have you ever jizzed on a partner whilst they were asleep?
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 5:37 pm
by squelcht
Tone Deft wrote:two forumites, one frying pan.
Re: Have you ever jizzed on a partner whilst they were asleep?
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 5:44 pm
by Suicide Server
I really start to like you guys
Re: Have you ever jizzed on a partner whilst they were asleep?
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 5:46 pm
by Bleep Blop Ima Robot
this stuff just reminds me of the Japanese people who run around in public jizzing on womens shoulders, pretty funny.
Re: Have you ever jizzed on a partner whilst they were asleep?
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 5:54 pm
by Android Bishop
Bleep Blop Ima Robot wrote:this stuff just reminds me of the Japanese people who run around in public jizzing on womens shoulders, pretty funny.
you gotta be pretty damn quick on the draw for that to work. unless the women are asleep on a park bench or something
Re: Have you ever jizzed on a partner whilst they were asleep?
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 5:56 pm
by ThrowAway
Bleep Blop Ima Robot wrote:this stuff just reminds me of the Japanese people who run around in public jizzing on womens shoulders, pretty funny.
If thats legal Im moving to japan.
Re: Have you ever jizzed on a partner whilst they were asleep?
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 5:57 pm
by Tone Deft
this makes me want to move to Japan.
http://www.break.com/index/japanese-hum ... slide.html <--- human slip and slide
Re: Have you ever jizzed on a partner whilst they were asleep?
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 6:18 pm
by Emissary
Re: Have you ever jizzed on a partner whilst they were asleep?
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 6:33 pm
by crumhorn
Re: Have you ever jizzed on a partner whilst they were asleep?
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 7:37 pm
by leisuremuffin
ThrowAway wrote:Ive always wondered and this seems like the right thread to ask......... if you jizzed in a hot frying pan, would it cook like egg whites?
yes, it does.
.lm.
Re: Have you ever jizzed on a partner whilst they were asleep?
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 9:30 pm
by ethios4
^^ There's a whole world of culinary delights to be explored there. Right now there are fast food cooks all over the world being unjustly condemned for using their genius to push the world of cooking into new territory...in the future they will be hailed as heroes!
Re: Have you ever jizzed on a partner whilst they were asleep?
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 9:53 pm
by Cool Character
ethios4 wrote:^^ There's a whole world of culinary delights...
Stopped reading there.
But I did lol.
Re: Have you ever jizzed on a partner whilst they were asleep?
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 10:04 pm
by leisuremuffin
I'm sure that the first brave soul to try caviar was called insane for doing it.
Somewhere out there, the next big culinary discovery is waiting. I've made many efforts, but small minded people are always trying to slow me down with their hang ups. I'm not even allowed to come within 1000 feet of petting zoos in my home country anymore.
.lm.
