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Re: What's your go to hand lotion?
Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 9:51 pm
by beats me
I'm looking for something with an extremely slow absorption rate and maybe a slight "oh, what have we here" temperature increase that I can possibly buy in bulk at Costco.
Re: What's your go to hand lotion?
Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 10:13 pm
by ChiDJ
As a young man, when I first discovered the joy of masturbation, This was all my mother kept in the house. It served me well. Even today, Just the fragrance is enough to give me a boner.
Now I just use spit.
Re: What's your go to hand lotion?
Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 10:20 pm
by H20nly
Koochie Juice works good.
it could also be labeled as Love Pudding or Twat Dip, but any way you split it... the essential moisture is incomparable.
Re: What's your go to hand lotion?
Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 10:31 pm
by TRS80
I first discovered Elbow Grease at a dance music record shop.
Re: What's your go to hand lotion?
Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 10:32 pm
by aisling
knotkranky wrote:Yes, i'd like to point out the edibility factor.
Organic extra virgin Coconut oil is the healthiest oil one can consume. Recommended for total health.
+1
the truth is out there despite what the soybean, corn, and canola oil industries will make you believe
Re: What's your go to hand lotion?
Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 2:56 am
by Acid303
ye olde Vaseline
Re: What's your go to hand lotion?
Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 3:06 am
by Rave
LOL This thread = win !
Re: What's your go to hand lotion?
Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 4:20 am
by auto-lock
be a man...
back thought spit FTW!!!
free
available always unless your mouth is dry
extremely organic
feels good
Re: What's your go to hand lotion?
Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 6:11 am
ethios4 wrote:hehe...'palmers'...hehe
LOL....good catch.
Re: What's your go to hand lotion?
Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 6:23 am
by knotkranky
aisling wrote:knotkranky wrote:Yes, i'd like to point out the edibility factor.
Organic extra virgin Coconut oil is the healthiest oil one can consume. Recommended for total health.
+1
the truth is out there despite what the soybean, corn, and canola oil industries will make you believe
tru dat.
and b terrible sex oils. Organic extra virgin coconut oil ladies and gents! I'm tellin ya.
Somebody needs to check up on that and report back to the thread with some p0rn.
Cool, we'll have a
circle jerk at 2am pst. Meet you back
here in a bit.
This is gonna be so awesome.
Re: What's your go to hand lotion?
Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 9:04 am
by Lazos
Make your own:
Extra Virgin Olive Oil or Coconut oil
Few teaspoons of Organic Beeswax
Few drops Clove oil (for that nice "analog warmth") (or other essential oil)
This mixture solidifies at room temp (so you can keep it in a tin=no messy liquids)
