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ChiDJ: "hy pretty girl. you're hot. i need to talk with you. i have an illness. if i can't fuck you tonight, i will feel very bad about it. this is the piece of paper signed by my doctor that you should follow my wish."

davepermen wrote:ChiDJ: "hy pretty girl. you're hot. i need to talk with you. i have an illness. if i can't fuck you tonight, i will feel very bad about it. this is the piece of paper signed by my doctor that you should follow my wish."

I have actually been successful with this method. Well, that and a couple of roofies works every time!

bahahaha this thread is awesome

ChiDJ wrote:

davepermen wrote:ChiDJ: "hy pretty girl. you're hot. i need to talk with you. i have an illness. if i can't fuck you tonight, i will feel very bad about it. this is the piece of paper signed by my doctor that you should follow my wish."

I have actually been successful with this method. Well, that and a couple of roofies works every time!

while typing i thought about it and thought, yeah.. actually, why not? it sure could work

Todd your website is kinda slow

ikeaboy wrote:Todd your website is kinda slow

Yeah, thanks for the hedz up! I'm doing a complete overhaul on her. The Flash and other systems are being updated and it's turning into a clusterfuck. Hopefully we'll be optimized in a few.

davepermen wrote: with or without correction, you can't expect to have girls react differently EVER

better on facebook than in the club while you're on stage..

then again, a stagefight with naughty girls.. why not?

Ive had this kind of thing happen before. I just told them I was honest from the beginning and I expected honesty back from them.(they told me it wouldnt be a problem.) Then I tell them we probably shouldnt see each other for a while. within 4 months they are making the booty calls again.


Now try convincing a girl your trying to go steady with that nothings going on when another girl, who you havent seen in six months, calls and leaves a sexy message about how much they need to see you again, thats a different story...

ChiDJ wrote:

ikeaboy wrote:Todd your website is kinda slow

Yeah, thanks for the hedz up! I'm doing a complete overhaul on her. The Flash and other systems are being updated and it's turning into a clusterfuck. Hopefully we'll be optimized in a few.

LOL! Somehow reading these replies above in the light of the thread title sounded funny. Like "dude, your website is slow". And the other dude says "Yeah, fucking Facebook, it's turning into a clusterfuck, so i'm doing a complete overhaul of it".

I know this is old world technology, but I had a friend in a similar situation once except the cell phone was the communication platform. He had 2 chicks constantly lighting up his cell to throw fits about the other chick. After about an hour or two of that he forwarded his number to one of the chick's phone number so when the other one called they could just battle it out with each other directly. So he got to enjoy the rest of the ball game and he never heard from either one again. LG: Life is good.

DRStudio wrote:

ChiDJ wrote:

ikeaboy wrote:Todd your website is kinda slow

Yeah, thanks for the hedz up! I'm doing a complete overhaul on her. The Flash and other systems are being updated and it's turning into a clusterfuck. Hopefully we'll be optimized in a few.

LOL! Somehow reading these replies above in the light of the thread title sounded funny. Like "dude, your website is slow". And the other dude says "Yeah, fucking Facebook, it's turning into a clusterfuck, so i'm doing a complete overhaul of it".

Yeah Bro, after my nightmare of a divorce, I'm always upfront with these chicks. "you can hang with me, but you can't have me. I'm not now nor ever planning to be exclusive". But, they still wanna own you and brand you. One of them is Puerto Rican and she calls me "Pappy" when we're boning. (how hot is that?). But she likes to mark her territory by trying to give me hickeys. I gotta pull her mouth off my neck like a vacuum cleaner nozzle!