Ableton Forum

kb420 wrote:who is the horniest person here?

I think I am. Just check Neb's forum:

http://www.nebulae.com/bb/viewtopic.php ... 1&start=30

Tarekith @ neb forum wrote:I don't get the fa ass thing. Tight and firm and small please.

aqua_tek wrote:Hooray for ass.

Tarekith @ neb forum wrote:I don't get the fa ass thing. Tight and firm and small please.

Boo for you, my friend.

Nothing quite like a plump, luscious rump to dive face-first into.

beats me wrote:No amount of ass is worth prison time

nebulae wrote:

beats me wrote:No amount of ass is worth prison time

Then again, if ass is your thing, prison might be just the ticket. It's ass-a-licious.

beats me wrote:

nebulae wrote:

beats me wrote:No amount of ass is worth prison time

Then again, if ass is your thing, prison might be just the ticket. It's ass-a-licious.

Maybe if you're thing is mud butt.

beats me wrote:

aqua_tek wrote:Hooray for ass.

Tarekith @ neb forum wrote:I don't get the fa ass thing. Tight and firm and small please.

Boo for you, my friend.

Nothing quite like a plump, luscious rump to dive face-first into.

I'd first check the laws of the state you are in before you do that. No amount of ass is worth prison time and good luck explaining that one at your job interview.

aqua_tek wrote:My resume' already lists "buttsecks" as one of my interests.

leedsquietman wrote:the real story is...

the wife passed out drunk, so I slipped her one while she was semi-conscious, which is the only time she lets me hump her - I usually keep a supply of GHB but had to settle on cheap wine on this occasion. After I came and the wife faked it to make me feel better about myself, I bigged it up and bragged about it online. When I got back to the bedroom the wife puked all over me and had shit the bed.