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ciw wrote:A mate of mine used to work in an outdoor shop. One day a guy comes in, grabs four (expensive) tents from the shelf and buys them. The next week he comes back and asks to return them.

"Sure no problem" says my friend, "we can take them back, are they defective in any way?"
"No, not at all"
"Do you mind if I ask your reason for returning them?"
"Yeah, er... I was high when I bought them."

Couldn't really argue with that.

Generally, when I'm drunk, I'll buy some more boose and it's stupid stuff to buy more boose when you're already drunk...

beats me wrote:@Rave. I don't think a laser is a bad purchase but they are almost completely useless without fog or chain-smoking. Too bad they didn't have good consumer level lasers back when it was still legal to smoke in bars or clubs. That would have been a real money saver.

Lasers kick ass, and you definitely need fog to get the full effect, that or smoke a good one

and some ketamine.

monstrejumo wrote:Generally, when I'm drunk, I'll buy some more boose and it's stupid stuff to buy more boose when you're already drunk...

that sounds familiar

Rave wrote:I bought myself a full on laser
http://www.tamtamonline.com/dune-3d-star.html

I bought one sober

+1 for anything on iTunes

for an idea of how bad it can get, last purchase was Ultrasonic - Check Your Head.

I bought a blue waffle once, and boy was I surprised when it came!

john doe by choice wrote:

But I only go out drinking 2-3 times a year, so actually buying that shit is rare for me

Oh ya. Definitely down my ally.

beats me wrote: Generally my drunken purchases are things that I've been sitting on the fence about for quite some time but the alcohol tipped the scales of hesitation in favor of buying.

That's me as well.
Went to the music store to get a nanopad... got a nanopad AND an APC40.
Went to the music store to get Komplete 5 when it was so cheap last year... got Komplete 5 AND Omnisphere.
Went to the Mac store to get my wife an ipod and came home with a Mac Pro.
Half my studio was purchased while sloshed.

Not that any of that was stupid... but quite a bit of it was... poorly scheduled.

And ebay drunk has KILLED my bank account before while surfing/researching off my hat.
I can't even go to the bookstore drunk without getting a few CDs.

I basically just drink at home now, and don't go anywhere.
Much better that way (except that now I've taken up the habit of buying gardening stuff and landscaping stuff... yards getting a bit crowded these days).

Probably shouldn't drink, actually.

- zevo

I recently bought 6 pillows online: 2 down pillows for my bed, 2 big ass throw pillows for my bed to prop me up when watching TV, and 2 throw pillows for the couch.

I didn't buy them while drunk though. I bought them while being lazy which inspired me to buy things that would accessorize my laziness.

beats me wrote:I recently bought 6 pillows online: 2 down pillows for my bed, 2 big ass throw pillows for my bed to prop me up when watching TV, and 2 throw pillows for the couch.

I didn't buy them while drunk though. I bought them while being lazy which inspired me to buy things that would accessorize my laziness.

drunk or sober. Aren't hookers always stupid?





























Or the smartest bitches on earth?
























I just totally blew my mind!