The "small chunks of wisdom" thread!

beats me · Post by **beats me** » Mon Mar 22, 2010 4:45 pm

For every hot chick there's a guy who's tired of putting up with her shit.

dhilsabeck · Post by **dhilsabeck** » Mon Mar 22, 2010 4:56 pm

Don't shit where you eat.

funky shit · Post by **funky shit** » Mon Mar 22, 2010 6:41 pm

man who go to bed with ichy bum, wake up with smelly fingure.

AceLuby · Post by **AceLuby** » Mon Mar 22, 2010 7:34 pm

If something you're looking for isn't in the last place you look, it's lost or you're doing it wrong.

djsynchro · Post by **djsynchro** » Mon Mar 22, 2010 8:24 pm

If it doesn't taste like coffee, it could well be something else.

djsynchro · Post by **djsynchro** » Mon Mar 22, 2010 8:28 pm

If you're on Windows and connected to the Internets, anti-virus, a firewall, and anti-spyware software would be wise.

djsynchro · Post by **djsynchro** » Mon Mar 22, 2010 8:32 pm

If you're on OSX you're probably gay.

3dot... · Post by **3dot...** » Mon Mar 22, 2010 8:52 pm

you are me now

stringtapper · Post by **stringtapper** » Mon Mar 22, 2010 8:59 pm

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left.

ChiDJ · Post by **ChiDJ** » Mon Mar 22, 2010 9:02 pm

Eat a plate of shit in the morning and nothing worse will happen the rest of the day.

Rave · Post by **Rave** » Mon Mar 22, 2010 9:07 pm

Wake up with a hangover. Your day can only improve from there

djsynchro · Post by **djsynchro** » Mon Mar 22, 2010 9:10 pm

Pitch Black wrote:It is still the proper way to write.

funky shit · Post by **funky shit** » Mon Mar 22, 2010 9:11 pm

drink a bottle of vodka and take 10 e's and go to the in-laws get together.

Pitch Black · Post by **Pitch Black** » Mon Mar 22, 2010 9:18 pm

Arab proverb:

Trust in God but tie your camel.

Rave · Post by **Rave** » Mon Mar 22, 2010 9:21 pm

Why do men cum before women?

Who cares!