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Posted: **Mon Mar 22, 2010 4:45 pm**

For every hot chick there's a guy who's tired of putting up with her shit.

Posted: **Mon Mar 22, 2010 4:56 pm**

Don't shit where you eat.

Posted: **Mon Mar 22, 2010 6:41 pm**

man who go to bed with ichy bum, wake up with smelly fingure.

Posted: **Mon Mar 22, 2010 7:34 pm**

If something you're looking for isn't in the last place you look, it's lost or you're doing it wrong.

Posted: **Mon Mar 22, 2010 8:24 pm**

If it doesn't taste like coffee, it could well be something else.

Posted: **Mon Mar 22, 2010 8:28 pm**

If you're on Windows and connected to the Internets, anti-virus, a firewall, and anti-spyware software would be wise.

Posted: **Mon Mar 22, 2010 8:32 pm**

If you're on OSX you're probably gay.

Posted: **Mon Mar 22, 2010 8:52 pm**

you are me now

Posted: **Mon Mar 22, 2010 8:59 pm**

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left.

Posted: **Mon Mar 22, 2010 9:02 pm**

Eat a plate of shit in the morning and nothing worse will happen the rest of the day.

Posted: **Mon Mar 22, 2010 9:07 pm**

Wake up with a hangover. Your day can only improve from there

Posted: **Mon Mar 22, 2010 9:10 pm**

Pitch Black wrote:It is still the proper way to write.

Posted: **Mon Mar 22, 2010 9:11 pm**

drink a bottle of vodka and take 10 e's and go to the in-laws get together.

Posted: **Mon Mar 22, 2010 9:18 pm**

Arab proverb:

Trust in God but tie your camel.

Posted: **Mon Mar 22, 2010 9:21 pm**

Why do men cum before women?

Who cares!

The "small chunks of wisdom" thread!