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My cat once peed on an expensive Alesis keyboard....melted some of the circuitry! I cut his balls off for that one!

john gordon wrote:

e.g.: wrote:To cure this behavior you will need

--One burlap bag
--One brick
--One body of water deep enough to cover a cat in a burlap bag with a brick in it

bite my tongue.

cat got your tongue?

I liked your previous post.

@#$%^ing Mondays.


btw it's not how to deal with a cat in your studio. it's about putting your gear in the cat's room.

ethios4 wrote:My cat once peed on an expensive Alesis keyboard....melted some of the circuitry! I cut his balls off for that one!

I would be impressed if you actually cut his balls off, but I would be willing to bet you paid a vet to do it.

Knew a super cute australian girl that used to work on a sheep farm down under, when the school kids came by one day for a field trip her and the other workers reverted to old school methods for castration, teeth!

I caught my cat just about to vomit all over my mpc. Had to run over and grab it and run with it to the nearest open door but failed to get it out side. It was a projectile vom that went all over a nice rug.

A trick I found was to use a water pistol, a few squirts and they take off pretty quickly.

Ya know, I gotta be honest. The worst thing she's done is lay on my mac keyboard and try and chase the mouse on the screen.

My girlfriend definitely won the cat lottery. No projectile vommiting yet.

Silverfish wrote:My girlfriend definitely won the cat lottery. No projectile vommiting yet.

It's just a matter of time, they all do it!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mA6np_MtjiM

Best, Tobias

..put it back in the cradle and the silver spoon, Little boy blue and the man on the moon (ooh), When you comin' home son?, I don't know when, but we'll get together then son, You know we'll have a good time then.