Re: I'M GAY!
Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 1:42 pm
As a friend of mine used to say: If you're sure that I'm a gay, then send me your wife.
midilife crisis

I think you forgot:leedsquietman wrote:Timecycle of homosexual revelations
early teens - guilty music pleasures such as Boy Bands or Lady Gaga, or octave bass lines in Hi NRG songs> gay confused > self-exploration > early experimentation > amyl nitrate/GHB/meth > full on sausage in chocolate fudge action > buys a Mac and turtle neck sweater > joins the Ableton Live forum > gets a job in the tv/theatre or the music biz> Trip to Mecca (a.k.a. Heaven nightclub in London or Stonewall Inn in NYC)> requires rehab for meth and need to buy tampons to stop sphincter from falling out after all that rogering up the chutney channel > Judy Garland phase > your own pride parade float > midlife crisis : gets a motorcycle and dresses up like a punter from the Blue Oyster Bar > gets broody and tries to adopt an Oriental baby > buys 500ths black turtle neck sweater and another Mac > dies > funeral - your dream was Marc Almond singing Judy Garland as everyone celebrated your life in rainbow colours.