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Re: I'M GAY!

Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 1:42 pm
by derzai
As a friend of mine used to say: If you're sure that I'm a gay, then send me your wife.

Re: I'M GAY!

Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 1:44 pm
by leedsquietman
midilife crisis
:D


I'm so old I had a CV/Gate Crisis recently ...

Re: I'M GAY!

Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 2:26 pm
by djsynchro
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Re: I'M GAY!

Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 4:41 pm
by loydb
I thought this was going to be a Trance thread. NM. :oops:

Re: I'M GAY!

Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 6:07 pm
by H20nly
leedsquietman wrote:Timecycle of homosexual revelations

early teens - guilty music pleasures such as Boy Bands or Lady Gaga, or octave bass lines in Hi NRG songs> gay confused > self-exploration > early experimentation > amyl nitrate/GHB/meth > full on sausage in chocolate fudge action > buys a Mac and turtle neck sweater > joins the Ableton Live forum > gets a job in the tv/theatre or the music biz> Trip to Mecca (a.k.a. Heaven nightclub in London or Stonewall Inn in NYC)> requires rehab for meth and need to buy tampons to stop sphincter from falling out after all that rogering up the chutney channel > Judy Garland phase > your own pride parade float > midlife crisis : gets a motorcycle and dresses up like a punter from the Blue Oyster Bar > gets broody and tries to adopt an Oriental baby > buys 500ths black turtle neck sweater and another Mac > dies > funeral - your dream was Marc Almond singing Judy Garland as everyone celebrated your life in rainbow colours.
I think you forgot:

attends Barbra Streisand concert.