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Oi, who are you calling an ipad?

beats me wrote:And has no sense of humor. None.

A segment from the ongoing Ableton forum series "What computer should I buy?":

McQ714 wrote:

beats me wrote:iPad!

yes dumbass because the iPad will allow you to run both Live and FL... i think the glowing half-eaten apple on the back of your computer is completely blocking your ability to see the reality of how stupid you sound sometimes!

if you're not going to help the guy and give some advice that's actually worth the time it took you to reply to the thread, then what's the point of wasting your time by replying to the thread in the first place?!?! do you get off on it? does it excite you to be an ass?

http://forum.ableton.com/viewtopic.php?f=40&t=142069

So the guy called you an ass and said PCs are better than Macs, which means he's only half right - give him a break dude,...

that HP laptop in the previous page looks mighty sexy, just like the MBP.
went on HP's site and you cant customize it, so a bit useless

dazzer wrote:So the guy called you an ass and said PCs are better than Macs, which means he's only half right - give him a break dude,...

Eh, it's just one of many examples of somebody simply naming an Apple product and somebody has to fly off the handle and go into a tirade. I'm not even offended despite their best efforts. I'm sure there's anger management support groups for this phenomenon.

And there's all kinds of retorts: the rage filled retort, the IT spec geek retort, the "I respect what you're saying, but…" retort, the economics retort, the mass hypnosis hype retort, or a grab bag from all the above. All loooooong and tedious.

beats me wrote:

dazzer wrote:So the guy called you an ass and said PCs are better than Macs, which means he's only half right - give him a break dude,...

Eh, it's just one of many examples of somebody simply naming an Apple product and somebody has to fly off the handle and go into a tirade. I'm not even offended despite their best efforts. I'm sure there's anger management support groups for this phenomenon.

And there's all kinds of retorts: the rage filled retort, the IT spec geek retort, the "I respect what you're saying, but…" retort, the economics retort, the mass hypnosis hype retort, or a grab bag from all the above. All loooooong and tedious.

And for the record there's no amount of name calling or Steve Jobs worshipping sexual innuendo that is going to offend an Apple fanboy similar to how there's nothing you can call a white male that's going to truly offend them. You may be all proud of yourself but it's all little girl punches.

beats me wrote:And there's all kinds of retorts: the rage filled retort, the IT spec geek retort, the "I respect what you're saying, but…" retort, the economics retort, the mass hypnosis hype retort, or a grab bag from all the above. All loooooong and tedious.

the create a Mac thread retort.

thats what this is right?

whats that coming out of the water?

H20nly wrote:whats that coming out of the water?

iPad!

stringtapper wrote:

H20nly wrote:whats that coming out of the water?

iPad!

HP Slate!


*oh* wait.

sorry.

LoopStationZebra wrote:

So thats the reason why there are over 9000 crash threads in this forum while mines never* crashes.




*couple times due to dodgy cracked pluggin.