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You have quite the macho stradegy goin on.
im being a cunt today and its working.

S'OK. I'm a cunt most days ....

And if my wife reads this post, I'm dead, Clint or not

fishmonkey wrote:
so you put up with her bitchiness because you've got a huge crush on her, she has the temerity to not return your undying affection, and she's the mental one???

"the most powerful man"

uh huh.

no in fact i am mental, but women are the reason why.
thats pissing me of, my own addiction

and i guess your intelligent enough to get the metaphor.
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however beeing a cunt macho, works pretty good, as i experienced 100 times with girls i dont have a real crush on
and again, normally im the one saying this to my buddies

however, its just really hard to do when youre in love^ haha

Punch her in the face.

Donkey punch. It just works.

Of course they are. What other type of woman would deal with freaks like us. I, as well, am crazy bitch flypaper.

I find it prudent to have multiple nut cases at once as it often serves as a good distraction for them to focus on each other rather than catch me in my foibles.


For me, It just works.

Tod Miner. He mines vag so you don't have to.

update: a lot worse than i initially thought

ouch : /

that sucks

girls may be mental, but we like their boobs

just saying "girls are fuckin mental" means you are "mentalising" about them

The plural for woman is women by the way.

The subject may be funky, the spelling is shit.

djsynchro wrote:The subject may be funky, the spelling is shit.

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