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ChiDJ wrote:I have way too many too mention, but I will share one.


Back in the 90's, (the days of ecstacy). My wife and I would roll every Fri and Sat night and hit Crobar. The drugs made her so horny and she would let me get away with anything. So, circa 1999, there were these three 20 something little cuties that would hang at the dance bar and constantly make out with me and my wife. They were uber competive with each other. Like who would get the best action with us. I knew this and exploited it. So, after several weeks of bringing each one of them home and telling the other two how awesome she was, they were all at the boiling point. They had all fucked and sucked us, but we told each them that the other one was the best.

Boooyah! So they were now all convinced that this had to be a real time consecutive event with all three present and we would judge each on their merits. Here begins one of the hottest 5-somes of my young life. (3 dirty horny sluts + my wife+ moi).

That was some fun shit and we kept telling them that the results were, "inconclusive" and we had to collect "more data" in order to judge them fairly. I drew that shit out for two and a half months.

I love dumb pussy.

v0ins315 wrote:

ChiDJ wrote:I have way too many too mention, but I will share one.


Back in the 90's, (the days of ecstacy). My wife and I would roll every Fri and Sat night and hit Crobar. The drugs made her so horny and she would let me get away with anything. So, circa 1999, there were these three 20 something little cuties that would hang at the dance bar and constantly make out with me and my wife. They were uber competive with each other. Like who would get the best action with us. I knew this and exploited it. So, after several weeks of bringing each one of them home and telling the other two how awesome she was, they were all at the boiling point. They had all fucked and sucked us, but we told each them that the other one was the best.

Boooyah! So they were now all convinced that this had to be a real time consecutive event with all three present and we would judge each on their merits. Here begins one of the hottest 5-somes of my young life. (3 dirty horny sluts + my wife+ moi).

That was some fun shit and we kept telling them that the results were, "inconclusive" and we had to collect "more data" in order to judge them fairly. I drew that shit out for two and a half months.

I love dumb pussy.

and YOU LEFT YOUR WIFE?

ChiDJ wrote: She actually left me. She decided the "lifestyle" was evil.

beats me wrote:

ChiDJ wrote: She actually left me. She decided the "lifestyle" was evil.

All women expect their men to chill out with their extracurricular activities that aren't part of the white picket fence bullshit once they are married or soon after. At least you had a good run with your agreement that roughly only 0.000036% of the female population would have put up with in the first place. And it didn't end with anybody getting murdered.

I salute both you and your ex on this.

aisling wrote:Every time I tried that casual care free stuff, they always get all emotionally attached and psychotic, to the point of UK Russ's comment about it "being better in the fantasy realm," to have some real merit. I salute all you who have pulled it off successfully

beats me wrote:

aisling wrote:Every time I tried that casual care free stuff, they always get all emotionally attached and psychotic, to the point of UK Russ's comment about it "being better in the fantasy realm," to have some real merit. I salute all you who have pulled it off successfully

The key is to be real deal true shit like ChiDJ. If you're just Joe "would be neat" casual about it, it will blow up in your face at some point guaranteed. In other words be willing to lose her over it…and he was….and did. Pimpin' ain't for the weak of heart. Truth.