Re: dom: Is David your out-of-work nephew who needed a job?
Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 7:20 pm
Who the fuck is David Abernathy? And how the hell do you pronounce that other David's name?
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Re: dom: Is David your out-of-work nephew who needed a job?
Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 7:25 pm
Re: dom: Is David your out-of-work nephew who needed a job?
Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 7:31 pm
@Smutek, good accounting. 
I'm with Neb, though, you call me a intellectual one more time and I'm sticking by boot up your fat cunt!
hugs, (with our crotches far apart).
I'm with Neb, though, you call me a intellectual one more time and I'm sticking by boot up your fat cunt!
hugs, (with our crotches far apart).
Re: dom: Is David your out-of-work nephew who needed a job?
Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 7:44 pm
http://cryptome.org/cia-2619.htmsmutek wrote:....hired the American named David Abernathy because he is ex-CIA....
There's 2 Abernathy's on the list.
Re: dom: Is David your out-of-work nephew who needed a job?
Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 8:19 pm
you mean his fat nazi cuntChiDJ wrote: I'm with Neb, though, you call me a intellectual one more time and I'm sticking by boot up your fat cunt!
Re: dom: Is David your out-of-work nephew who needed a job?
Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 11:01 pm
smutek wrote: Then in January of 2009 LoopStationZebra joined and started pissing off Tone Deft so the Lounge was created.
Whoa, is that what happened? I was pretty wasted in Jan09, so you may well be right.
Re: dom: Is David your out-of-work nephew who needed a job?
Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 11:58 pm
@ dum all bent cuz he can't be a totally racist/nationalist two faced holier than thou cunt anymore for fear of being banned... yet again... thanks Dave! its priceless!!
could you add a link next to 'View new posts | View your posts' that says 'View Dave's posts'? This would make watching the implosion much easier... and be less intrusive on my work day. Thanks!
Re: dom: Is David your out-of-work nephew who needed a job?
Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 12:19 am
Dear Ableton.
I need a job and am a dedicated long time Live user and regular forum contributor with a good measure of diplomatic skills and empathy to make sound moderation judgements. I would be happy to assist David in moderating the forum for a very reasonable rate.
PM me.
I need a job and am a dedicated long time Live user and regular forum contributor with a good measure of diplomatic skills and empathy to make sound moderation judgements. I would be happy to assist David in moderating the forum for a very reasonable rate.
PM me.
Re: dom: Is David your out-of-work nephew who needed a job?
Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 12:57 am
I have no idea what you're talking about 
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... Re: dom: Is David your out-of-work nephew who needed a job?
Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 1:20 am
I suggest you go to Berlin and hang out outside the office with a "Will Work For Food" sign. If the socialists there don't help you, I hear there's a nice cafeteria with salad and what not.
Re: dom: Is David your out-of-work nephew who needed a job?
Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 3:45 am
Dude, I can't even afford to buy a BERLIN album, (think Top Gun 'Take My Breathe Away') let alone buy a ticket to Germany, but you're probably right, I expect the Ableton cafeteria to be a cosmic, eclectic feast of culinary delights
Re: dom: Is David your out-of-work nephew who needed a job?
Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 5:03 am
smutek wrote:….
Bright minds were corrupted, LoopStationZebra wrote "LOL" and "kill yourself" and "fag" a lot. Eventually DjSynchro went crazy, subfunk was banned, and the final straw came when John Gordon wrote something about fat people.
…etc
should be stickied somewhere to provide a forum history for noobs.
Re: dom: Is David your out-of-work nephew who needed a job?
Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 7:20 am
Well written...smutek wrote:re-cap:Martyn wrote:WTF did I miss? I've not been around much lately, I keep reading hinted references to overweight girls, what happened? Who was she? Not another dj I hope, poor things, they don't stand a chance around here. Body shape bigots.
From it's inception the forum had always been a pretty open place to discuss everything from music to politics to art to everything in between. Conversation was sometimes heated, opinions varied, but discourse was always enlightening. All of this took place in a subsection called "general" and for a while it was like Nirvana.
Then in January of 2009 LoopStationZebra joined and started pissing off Tone Deft so the Lounge was created.
General became "Music and Audio Production" and is a generally quiet, left brained scientific type of place where Tone Deft can discuss Max patches, sample rates, engineering, and flame anyone who does not agree with him or has a bug report.
Meanwhile the Lounge became the hang out for the intellectuals, communists, drug addicts, and other artsy types on the forum.
Instead of becoming a beacon of knowledge, social experimentation, and inspiration it could have been it instead devolved into a whore house of self indulgent excess.
Bright minds were corrupted, LoopStationZebra wrote "LOL" and "kill yourself" and "fag" a lot. Eventually DjSynchro went crazy, subfunk was banned, and the final straw came when John Gordon wrote something about fat people.
The lounge had now become an embarrassment so Ableton hired the American named David Abernathy because he is ex-CIA and flew him to Berlin to confront LoopStationZebra, restore sanity, and get things back in order.
...you fag fat cunt
Re: dom: Is David your out-of-work nephew who needed a job?
Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 8:23 am
ps. Believes in the supernatural.leedsquietman wrote:Dear Ableton.
I need a job and am a dedicated long time Live user and regular forum contributor with a good measure of diplomatic skills and empathy to make sound moderation judgements. I would be happy to assist David in moderating the forum for a very reasonable rate.
PM me.
Re: dom: Is David your out-of-work nephew who needed a job?
Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 8:35 am
but doesn't force it down anyone's throats and my supernatural is tolerant of any gender, racial origin, sexual preference, body measurements and body odour !
I also am prepared to help Mr. DeSantis, got no beef with any Ableton employee, only peace and respect.
Come on Abes, you know you want me !
I also am prepared to help Mr. DeSantis, got no beef with any Ableton employee, only peace and respect.
Come on Abes, you know you want me !