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kovacs wrote:

learnmusicsoftware wrote:

kovacs wrote:Cool. Your interest in the Live forums is shining through. 5 posts...all in one thread. Keep it up, you might hit 10 soon!

Sorry I don't masturbate thinking about how many posts i have on an internet message board. I use the forums to my advantage.

p.s. this is you
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You know, what you really need is a course in marketing. And then perhaps a course in courtesy.

I think this is what you need Kovacs

learnemusicsoftware wrote: I think this is what you need Kovacs

I've seen your ads on many NYC music messageboards, and I've heard a lot of good stuff about your courses from satisfied customers. Too bad you had to go and ruin your reputation by participating in a petty flame war. Sheesh.

I give professional courses in:

Marketing
Public Relations
Etiquette

If you are interested please send me a message at [email protected]

Only $ 800,- an hour

Well, personally I don't mind seeing posts like this. I mean, yeah it is advertising, but it is EXACTLY on topic.

Of course the flame war that erupted doesn't do much for the old credibility, but there ya go.

yea there's no better way to get people to give you money for a service by keeping your dirty laundry in a public forum


at least take it into private messages,

Oh goodness gracious me oh my, I am so sorry this had to happen. I turn around for one minute and my 14 year old son is posting under my name on the message board!

This is my business and I take it very seriously, those posts were not made my me, but my immature son. I still love him, but thats what you get for choosing auto login.


The lessons are great... trust me. I hope my son didn't ruin my credibility too much.

learnmusicsoftware wrote:Oh goodness gracious me oh my, I am so sorry this had to happen. I turn around for one minute and my 14 year old son is posting under my name on the message board!

Suuuuuuure.


(Although given the quality of the han solo photoshop job, I'm rather inclined to believe you..)

you gotta believe me!

Speaking of courses in marketing.....

When it comes to internet BBS marketing u really can't go pass doing it
just this way.... In the adult entertainment industry there have been a
great many time (weekly where a piss fight has made tens of
thousands for all involved. It keeps the thread alive and people tune in
for the entertainment.

That being said.... I believe u.... but I wouldn't be loving him.... Buy a gun!

-Ben

Since you're a new poster "learnmusicsoftware", I'll offer you a piece of advice, and suggest you do the following;

At the top right of each of your posts, there two buttons... One appears for everybody ("QUOTE") and the other appears only for you ("EDIT").

Click the "EDIT" button.

You can't delete a post (if you can I don't know how) but you can delete all the info in the post.

Just replace all the text with a few periods or something, and you can erase all of the embarrassing stuff that bears your name. Naturally, you won't be able to erase anything anybody else said, but this might help.

well if you cant figure out how to put a password on that there compoooder of yours...
then why would someone want to pay you $50/hr to learn computer skills from you?

I let my son use my computer, i just had auto log in checked on the ableton page. My son uses Live also... probably better than most of you, no offense. I told him not to post under my name anymore, but I agreed not to delete his posts. I need to respect his feelings and let him explore his creative side.

and AdamJay, don't quesiton my skills.

learnmusicsoftware wrote:and AdamJay, don't quesiton my skills.

AdamJay's too classy to get embroiled in this mess, but I believe that was uncalled for.

As someone who's been on this forum for a few months, I've come to regard his opinion on Live PA and Ableton Live as much as the Ableton programmers themselves. So please, I'd check yourself when you talk to him.

I'm sorry AdamJay

You know, this site is not to plug your worthless $50/ hour tutorials. It is DEAD WRONG to come in here and waste thread space!! HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

By the way, for those interested, I am selling a refrigerator for 40 bucks.