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^ to see chicks,

You also don't need to leave the house to see chicks.

beats me wrote:You also don't need to leave the house to see chicks.

i like my women 3 dimensional, at the very least, and prefer that they come with a scent and squishy bits.

*shrugs*

that's just me... call me old fashioned.

beats me wrote:http://www.amazon.com/Roku-4200R-3-Stre ... rds=roku+3

In stock. I honestly don't know why people go to physical stores anymore for anything other than food.

Here in Switzerland where the grass is green and people shit gold, both our major food stores delivery directly to your door for only CHF 11.-, or free of charge for orders over CHF 100.-. We still need stores though for trying on shoes.

d.reamonn wrote:

beats me wrote:http://www.amazon.com/Roku-4200R-3-Stre ... rds=roku+3

In stock. I honestly don't know why people go to physical stores anymore for anything other than food.

Here in Switzerland where the grass is green and people shit gold, both our major food stores delivery directly to your door for only CHF 11.-, or free of charge for orders over CHF 100.-. We still need stores though for trying on shoes.

I forgot about clothes shopping. I leave the house for that too. If you buy clothes without ever trying anything on then you’ve given up on life on some level.

i heard a blurb on NPR today... this lady is on Target's website ordering a dress. in the standard sizes the dress color was listed as "Heather Grey" in the plus sizes it was listed as "Manatee Grey"

she "tweeted her outrage" which subsequently went mini-viral and Target made a formal apology and let everyone know that they decided to list the color of the item simply as "grey" across the board.

WTF is "heather grey" anyway? that one and "Oatmeal" always blow my mind. it's like a 1/4 of the color wheel that they cover. then when the package arrives its grey or khaki. yeah. go to the store and stop being a lazy fuck when it comes to clothing that is beyond Rock band T-Shirts.

H20nly wrote:i heard a blurb on NPR today... this lady is on Target's website ordering a dress. in the standard sizes the dress color was listed as "Heather Grey" in the plus sizes it was listed as "Manatee Grey"

she "tweeted her outrage" which subsequently went mini-viral and Target made a formal apology and let everyone know that they decided to list the color of the item simply as "grey" across the board.

WTF is "heather grey" anyway? that one and "Oatmeal" always blow my mind. it's like a 1/4 of the color wheel that they cover. then when the package arrives its grey or khaki. yeah. go to the store and stop being a lazy fuck when it comes to clothing that is beyond Rock band T-Shirts.

Even when they don’t give the color an obscure name I read tons of reviews with people going ballistic because something isn’t the EXACT color it is in the picture, and that’s on everything from clothes to garden hose attachments.

I’m 40. Just started seeing regular exercise as being important. I really don’t want my body shape scanned into a database.

On that note, did they start unilaterally shrinking clothes sizes. I’m 5’6” and about 160 lbs. That’s not big by anybody’s standards and yet I frequently buy clothes that are size L and they fit tight.

locknar wrote:3d printers exist. so the future you know is gonna have a device to 3d scan our bodies specs and place those numbers on an order form

this is good. i always feel a little weird when i buy cock rings and leather. i hate having to interact with the staff.