How the tea party achieved what Bin Laden failed to do

regretfullySaid · Post by **regretfullySaid** » Wed Oct 16, 2013 1:03 pm

I thought it was but the Tories have been fucking everything up, no?

re:dream · Post by **re:dream** » Thu Oct 17, 2013 9:22 am

I'm at Heathrow right now - heading into Philly. It will be ind of interestesting to see what the US is like now.

Last time I was there was just after Obama got in the first time.

My Washington friends were so hopeful and optimistic...

H20nly · Post by **H20nly** » Thu Oct 17, 2013 4:46 pm

The Finn wrote:I'm at Heathrow right now - heading into Philly. It will be ind of interestesting to see what the US is like now.

Last time I was there was just after Obama got in the first time.

My Washington friends were so hopeful and optimistic...

you should be here by now.
on the flight over you should have watched Rambo, Rambo II, Superman, & Superman II.
you should be in our control now.

if you failed to watch the inflight propaganda please be sure to check the movies on demand in your hotel room.
anything about war or superheros from the 80's will do.... Red Dawn, Full Metal Jacket, Batman (with Jack Nicholson), Super Fuzz, Fire Fox, Spies Like Us, or Stripes.... are all useful as it pertains to your reprogramming.

do not post again until you own an American flag souvenir*.
*bonus points for a flag tattoo.

Welcome to Philadelphia... and your new mind. sucker

andydes · Post by **andydes** » Thu Oct 17, 2013 7:37 pm

Obviously full metal jacket being the most pro war film the CIA ever came up with. I almost signed up straight away after seeing that one.

re:dream · Post by **re:dream** » Fri Oct 18, 2013 10:56 am

H20nly wrote: on the flight over you should have watched Rambo, Rambo II, Superman, & Superman II.

Just something called World War Z. I think it was about Republicans trying to take over America.

H20nly · Post by **H20nly** » Fri Oct 18, 2013 4:35 pm

ah, the latest in propagand-o-vision

you should be completely Americanized now...

call it a "Grande Latte" not a "large"
it's okay to go a few miles over the speed limit
Bob Saget is funny
two patties and extra fries
Hallelujah!

re:dream · Post by **re:dream** » Fri Oct 18, 2013 5:53 pm

Decent coffee would be a win. So far I have found variants of bland watery or milky liquid. ...

H20nly · Post by **H20nly** » Fri Oct 18, 2013 6:21 pm

^ oof.

a lot of people in that area of the country love to get their coffee from Dunkin' Donuts.

have you spotted one of those around?

H20nly · Post by **H20nly** » Fri Oct 18, 2013 7:35 pm

80-90% of the donuts in the US are hiding from foreigners.

re:dream · Post by **re:dream** » Fri Oct 18, 2013 8:14 pm

I wish. The American food system seems to be a desert of what my friends in public health call obesogenic foods. They have not yet started injecting high fructose corn syrup into the tap water, but it's coming.

H20nly · Post by **H20nly** » Fri Oct 18, 2013 9:43 pm

nah... you're late... it was coming. they recently woke up and started trying to come up with some other way to feed the masses sugar. by this time next decade hardly anything will have high fructose corn syrup in it anymore.

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