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Re: Things that I don't need.
Posted: Thu Nov 21, 2013 10:18 am
by TomViolenz
Galt wrote:
5. Food. If we were to strip the fat from the more portly of us, which in some societies make up more than half the population, we could very easily self-sustain for several weeks without having to slaughter any new livestock, or harvest any new crops. This should give the planet some well deserved time off to recuperate, and also help some obese motherfuckers lose a bit of unsightly weight.
Now that's an idea I can get behind!
I could use some motivational help to stick to a diet
Re: Things that I don't need.
Posted: Thu Nov 21, 2013 2:24 pm
by beats me
TomViolenz wrote:lowshelf wrote:Galt wrote:Here's a short, random list of things I'm looking forward to saying goodbye to once the socialists/fascists take over:
I have no idea what a fascist takeover of political parties, entire economies, foreign policies, academic institutions, information gateways and entertainment would look like. No idea at all. Can't even begin to imagine it.
Just keep reading the news, you will get a pretty good look at it in the coming decades!
I think you need to take your sarcasm detector into the shop for a tune-up.
Re: Things that I don't need.
Posted: Thu Nov 21, 2013 2:40 pm
by re:dream
1. Auditors
2. Lawyers
3. University HR Consultants
4. Motivational Speakers
5. Estate agents
6. Contract Killers
7. Auditors
8. Did I mention auditors?
9. And motivational speakers
Re: Things that I don't need.
Posted: Thu Nov 21, 2013 3:30 pm
by stringtapper
10. Guys who like to harmonize the last phrase of "Happy Birthday."
Re: Things that I don't need.
Posted: Thu Nov 21, 2013 3:32 pm
by beats me
1. - 100. Facebook
Re: Things that I don't need.
Posted: Thu Nov 21, 2013 3:46 pm
by re:dream
stringtapper wrote:10. Guys who like to harmonize the last phrase of "Happy Birthday."
Re: Things that I don't need.
Posted: Thu Nov 21, 2013 4:53 pm
by stringtapper
Re: Things that I don't need.
Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2013 10:49 am
by TomViolenz
beats me wrote:TomViolenz wrote:lowshelf wrote:
I have no idea what a fascist takeover of political parties, entire economies, foreign policies, academic institutions, information gateways and entertainment would look like. No idea at all. Can't even begin to imagine it.
Just keep reading the news, you will get a pretty good look at it in the coming decades!
I think you need to take your sarcasm detector into the shop for a tune-up.
It's an old East German model they (luckily!) don't make them like they used to! It only works on the 1st of May and the 20th of April (the later was added as a test routine to the sarcasm detector obviously). Honestly in East Germany nobody realized it didn't work
