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beats me wrote:Not sure if they will follow through, but I just recommended to somebody I disagree with that they should consume a bag of dicks which would prove I’m right, obviously. I’ll keep you posted.

UPDATE: Still no word on if they actually ate a bag of dicks or not, but they have informed me that I won the internet. Is this for real or a scam? The whole internet? I think it’s a scam.

Here’s a picture of Eddie Murphy as Bob Marley









Classic comedy!!!!! We love you Eddie! Go back to your standup roots!! Hope you’re reading this.

Funk N. Furter wrote:You can still comment on how adorable I am.

Edit. If you want.

I'll have a go...
You look much friendlier than I thought you would

beats me wrote:

beats me wrote:Not sure if they will follow through, but I just recommended to somebody I disagree with that they should consume a bag of dicks which would prove I’m right, obviously. I’ll keep you posted.

UPDATE: Still no word on if they actually ate a bag of dicks or not, but they have informed me that I won the internet. Is this for real or a scam? The whole internet? I think it’s a scam.

Unless you are the NSA, it's a scam

Lisa is a jerk!


That is all.

Funk N. Furter wrote:

TomViolenz wrote:

Funk N. Furter wrote:You can still comment on how adorable I am.

Edit. If you want.

I'll have a go...
You look much friendlier than I thought you would

I'm actually a complete bastard.

You don't say...

drunken rambling post and a picture of a cat licking his balls



i need a drink

just arrived at Target

don't you hate how the world leaders [CENSORED] and i pray to [CENSORED] that this will all be sorted out some day.

H20nly Likes beats me's status.

Please don't get arrested for defecating in Target. I hear their jails aren't bad though.

shadx312 wrote:Please don't get arrested for defecating in Target. I hear their jails aren't bad though.

Target has jails?

Derp, I made a time slip. Not yet, but big ol' corporations like Target will be their own states, therefore have their own laws. Target's always been cool though, so
if you get busted on a thursday night you might get a bj from some chick who tried to nic a lighter.